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"Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them."

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox
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“They must be loaded.”

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"Do you have a license for them?" "No, but we got their birth certificates somewhere."

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

''Are you sure we'll be alright, Bill? It's a bloody big squirrel.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

All of a sudden, Lego bricks on the floor don't seem so bad.

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Glad You Remember
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The jury's still out.--Willie Johnson

"If we moved the guns out the way perhaps there'd be enough room for Sarah to learn to ride that bike"

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Mark Wilson
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The stabilisers are a nice touch. Very safety-conscious.--Glad You Remember

"Happy Christmas, all you Democrats!"

cash prize caption contestMolly R
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Capitol caption--Glyn Evans

"Problem Mr White Police Officer?" "Yeah. We've had reports of a black man in the area. You folks be careful and I assure you we'll catch him."

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf
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If you don't mind I'd suggest one wee change<br /><br />"Yeah. We've had reports of a black man in the area. You folks be careful and I assure you we'll catch him" --Glyn Evans

"Do you feel safe yet?"

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

Billy Bob leans on his pride and joy...The Howitzer Portable Squirrel Cannon.

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"Unfortunately we spent so much on the guns we can't afford any bullets."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"Do you have to do this everytime I bring a new boyfriend home?"

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

Dave is in the Guinness Book of Records, not for his gun collection but as the man with the world's smallest penis.

cash prize caption contestTroompa Loompa

This photo should come with 170 trigger warnings.

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Glad You Remember
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Or a Roy Rogers fan.--Willie Johnson

"Hi, I'm the debt collector but you're obviously busy."

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

What irresponsible parents , put a helmet on when you ride your bike.

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Tony S

"There's this new style of home in the States: 'The Ritten-House.' "

cash prize caption contestGreg Curtis

'Banish school-age life expectancy forever, with The Republican Party'.

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Michael Winner

After a series of burglaries in the town, the Morgan family decided to send a clear message by parading the entire family along with every gun they owned in the front garden for all to see. Unfortunately, this assisted the burglars who broke in the back doors and stole all the furniture.

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

"I love guns and I love to shoot them every day. I can't stop buying them. I am not sure about the exact number but I probably have more than 170 firearms. I think from the moment I bought the first one I then kept buying around 5-6 guns every month and I think I'll keep buying them with the same rhythm in the future. *Laughs* I also love to customize them and make every piece unique." That's not me being creative. That's the actual caption for this photo (or part of it) as featured on MailOnline. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9346111/Powerful-images-2021-World-Press-Photo-Contest.html I'm posting it not for votes but as food for thought.

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Glad You Remember
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"Another 150 to acquire and we'll have 365 - one for every day of the year." "What about leap years?" "Don't be silly."

cash prize caption contestVivvy En

The new neighbours seem nice

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Mark Wilson

"They won't mess with us any more, we've seen the last of that damn woodworm"

cash prize caption contestGlyn Evans

A photo pops up and within a few minutes you post a caption. It's semi-automatic.

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

So, I popped over to Jeff's for a couple of rounds.

cash prize caption contestAl Overy

"See what I always said - guns don't kill people. Not until you pick 'em up and fire 'em, that is."

cash prize caption contestMolly R
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.--Willie Johnson

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