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The way the owner described it I thought it would be a lot bigger
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La pissine
"I didn't like the size and shape of our new pool. But after a few gentle strokes it grew on me."
"We had to stop the topless sunbathing. The pool kept turning 180 degrees"
"Everywhere I look...something reminds me of him..."
"Should I wear a cap? "Up to you, but I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from a dick shaped pool."
Wet Willy
This morning I swam three lengths and one girth..
The Gland Budapest Hotel
It's not that impressive. I always wake up with a massive cock in the morning. Unfortunately it's my husband
I expected it to be full of little swimmers
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