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The way the owner described it I thought it would be a lot bigger

Tony S 22/02/22 08:17:30

Maybe it's because of the cold water.--Willie Johnson

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Stephen Bean 22/02/22 08:00:18

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Stephen Bean 22/02/22 08:20:58

In this instance French letters are important.--Tosser Wivlov

"I didn't like the size and shape of our new pool. But after a few gentle strokes it grew on me."

stoneface1 22/02/22 09:34:10

"We had to stop the topless sunbathing. The pool kept turning 180 degrees"

Mark England 22/02/22 08:38:08

"Everywhere I look...something reminds me of him..."

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Greg Curtis 22/02/22 11:09:10

"Should I wear a cap? "Up to you, but I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from a dick shaped pool."

stoneface1 22/02/22 08:30:29

Tony S 22/02/22 08:24:33

This morning I swam three lengths and one girth..

stoneface1 22/02/22 08:36:29

The Gland Budapest Hotel

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Stephen Bean 22/02/22 08:01:04

It's not that impressive. I always wake up with a massive cock in the morning. Unfortunately it's my husband

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Mr Dome 22/02/22 08:22:07

I expected it to be full of little swimmers

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Mr Dome 22/02/22 08:12:52

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