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"Sorry, you're a bit too macho for me. I was after a camper van."

stoneface1

When I saw this in an obituary for Dale Winton...<br /><br />'He owned a £5 million home [but] when filming his TV shows, Winton preferred a camper van'<br /><br />...I couldn't help noticing the accidental wordplay.--Glad You Remember

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Greg Curtis

02/03/22 11:54:44

No thanks am not into trannies

stoneface1

02/03/22 08:03:41

"Get a vroom!"

Tony Edwards

02/03/22 10:33:05

She was all over him.

Tony Edwards

02/03/22 09:53:46

Absolute filth

Dan Nicholls

02/03/22 08:05:36

...Must be willing to service the back doors

Dave E

02/03/22 08:04:34

Love Hertz.

Kenny Ireland

03/03/22 06:53:45

One read - I wish my wife was as dirty as this van someone wrote underneath Believe me she is

stoneface1

02/03/22 08:53:12

Fifty shades of grey

Stephen Bean

02/03/22 08:16:23

“Bugger didn’t turn up.”

Ian Skelding

02/03/22 08:14:19

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