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"Will you please donate money to help fix the church roof?"<br /><br />"How? The church roof was mended last week"<br /><br />"Yes, we know. We'll need funds for after they drop the bomb"
And the Lord did grin, and spake, saying, 'Launchest thou thy Holy Missile towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' <br /> <br />:^)
This, children, is a perfect example of being careful with commas ;)