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Anyone repulsed by Dave's depiction of Marilyn Monroe really wasn't ready for his Sharon Stone.

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"Mr Jones, firstly, the kids won't learn if you don't write anything on the blackboard. Secondly, we expect our teachers to dress appropriately."

The Wolf 08/10/23 11:11:19

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Can he actually get near to the blackboard?--John Glover

"Dave, I think your colostomy bag is full."

The Wolf 08/10/23 11:14:31

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Marlon Monroe

Julia Kinsey 08/10/23 11:04:34

Englebert was a Performance Fartist.

Al Overy 08/10/23 11:44:55

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Did you know that Humperbert Engledinck. (As I like to call him.)<br />Wrote the lyrics to his most famous song, following a debilitating case of trapped wind. He claims he was delirious at the time and he saw a bright light in front of him. It wasn’--Karen Oakenfull

"When you said the old boy was still full of beans..."

Stephen Bean 08/10/23 11:24:18

Despite his advancing years Dave still enjoyed a good blow job.

Stephen Bean 08/10/23 11:09:51

Daddy Cool

KT A 08/10/23 11:33:42

Some prostitutes really struggle to get customers.

The Wolf 08/10/23 11:03:32

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