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"So do you fight crime?" "No, I just shit in people's gardens."

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- How will I recognise you? - You won't

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"So Dave, I believe you think you're a cat." "Yes, I have a purrsonality disorder."

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Schrödinger isn't sure about this one.

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Heisenberg's principle is that you can't know both location and velocity at the same time... <br />It looks like this guy is not up to speed.--Willie Johnson

"For God's sake Simon, how many times do I need to tell you! Get a bloody haircut, you look ridiculous!"

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Curiously, Jack’s job interview at the care home was not a success.

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Government round of public spending cuts starts with the Witness Protection Programme

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The latest COVID mandates have gone theatrical!

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"I just feel safer when I'm wearing a mask."

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