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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating."
Dave originally thought dating a captioner would be fun.
“I think I’ll have the fish. What are you getting?” “A taxi."
"What you left your phone at home some date this is going to be"
"Why have you just sent me a picture of your food?"
Dave was a traditionalist. He preferred old-fashioned bad manners.
Thinks: "Is it too late to swipe left?"
Come Dial With Me
''Look on the bright side, Claude. If you were English, you wouldn't get your pension until you were 66.''
Hey Google 💬 What is Gravlax?
Antisocial media
''Should I read you some more about the Coronation?''
*it’s rude to read at the dinner table* send
"Tablet for two?"
Appstract Art
"Alexa, come up with an excuse why I need to leave..."
💬 Hello Police, I think I might be on a date with the notorious Waiter Killer of Toulouse, and he's not at all happy with the bill.
"Are you both ready to order?" "Sorry, it's a new phone and I can't find the menu."
“Shall we share a conversation Starter…?”
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