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"Before I start, let me just clear the air..."

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''Can someone open a window and let that sparrow out?''

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"Ok, the stage is sanitised. Bring out the next PM."

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"Did you squish the spider yet?"

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''Can you fear me at the back?''

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There’s nothing to worry about regarding this national emergency

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Tony Edwards

Don’t worry it’s not a chemical attack by the Russians, and I can confirm it’s not an accidental release of one of our stock pile of chemical weapons. President Biden has shit himself.

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Neil Mackenzie

It was the first time Dave had been asked to give a eulogy at the crematorium and he was determined to make an impact.

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John Harrison

“What did President Putin say President Zelensky?” “He said he wouldn’t use Chemical weapons.”

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Glyn, I don't think the comments on caption.me are the right place for discussing politics. Caption.me is a fun site aiming to make people laugh. <br /><br />It will struggle to do that if people are bringing divisive politics onto the site.<br /...--Chris Beach

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''My feet feel like blocks of ice.''

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