“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…”

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Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉

18/10/22
5:37am

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