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"You know by the year 2023 you won't be able to have this many in a car and even passengers will have to wear a seat belt." "Shut up Rishi."

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Tony S

When I was told there were ten people travelling in a small car I thought it must be a wind-up.

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“Hey Tommy go get the crank.” “But I thought your girlfriend was on vacation?” How they laughed.

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Karen Oakenfull
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He didn't really mean it. He was just a little wound up.--Willie Johnson

Vehicular men's laughter.

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Pri Mustor
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''They laughed when I told them I was going to be a caption writer. They're not laughing now.'' --Dave Bryan

Car lot

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Dave kept the photo in his wallet for 50 years as a reminder of his final day with functioning limbs.

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John Harrison

Grease shitening.

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Craig Eddsenior

Uk customs officer: " Have you exceeded any of your allowances?" Dave: " no officer ,200 cigarettes, 50 bottles of booze and 9 immigrants. "

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Tony S

🎵 The boys are back in town

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Fun fact: Thin Lizzy were named for a comics character named Tin Lizzie. They decided to change the name a little to have some fun with the pronunciation.--Willie Johnson

They were all friends until they joined caption.me.... and started to post the same captions

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When the ad’ said the job came with a car, they’d naively expected one each.

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John Harrison

Mathematicians, please note: ten into one DOES go! (But very, very slowly)

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