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I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat
It’s got a Michelin three star rating.
Retirement Home
"ah remember when we got our first home." "Yes, it was a Goodyear that."
"This place is the pits."
All I want is a room somewhere Far away from the cold night air With one enormous chair Oh, wouldn't it be rubbery
When you’ve suffered a landslide, the perks of knowing someone whose brother knows a bloke that works with a mate of his uncle’s whose sister married his youngest cousin who is a cleaner at a Formula 1 stadium is an absolute God send.
*Customer Notice* We would like to welcome you to 'The Retreat' holiday cottage. Fresh towels and bed linen can be found in the cupboard. Bins are collected every Thursday. WIFI password is displayed above the TV. Rules on Sexual Intercourse (Important information). Those weighing 13 stone and below, please feel free to have sex anywhere within the cottage. Those weighing between 13 stone and 18 stone, we would kindly request that sex is restricted to the left of the cottage (as you walk in the door). Those weighing above 18 stone, please DO NOT HAVE SEX in the cottage. It invalidates our insurance, and well, let's be honest, it's disgusting. Thank you.
This is where we stayed on our first Continental holiday.
That's just the spare room.
“My postcode? …. Yes it’s 205/55 R16 91W“
"I call it out Star Trek home." "Why? Because it looks like something from another planet?" "No. Because it's Vulcanised."
The house was originally built on a Ford
For sale: in need of renovation; somewhat tired.
"They've seriously jacked up the real estate in this area."
Tread carefully
Is it safe? Well it is if you tread carefully.
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