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Bedknobs and Zoom Sticks

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"Directions. Clitoris."

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Edited 20:08:42

"That's enough porn, Harry. Jump on quick before Ginny gets home."

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It took a while before Ben realized that his wife had died and turned into a ghost.

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Martin Veith

"Hi Grandma. You'd be proud of me. I lasted twenty minutes."

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"Dave, it's so nice and respectful of you to video call me and ask for my permission to marry my daughter. Especially as you know I'm old fashioned about these things, being in my 70's. Of course, the answer is yes" "Great, thanks Mr Jones. Can you put her on the call and I'll tell her the good news."

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Edited 20:32:04
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Yes mum, we are having a lovely honeymoon.

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When Dave found Caption.me. His wife turned to Rampant Rabbit.

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Where am I Google?

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Angry Bird.

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Following the car crash surgeons still couldn't remove the other cars dash cam from Carl

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"I didn't trick you into sleeping with me, you just presumed I was a doctor"

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Mark Wilson

As Dave watched United score a second, Linda gave a wry smile as she fantasized about heating up his new toy to red hot with a blowtorch before ramming it up his arse sideways.

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John Harrison
Edited 20:35:42

Dave watches his phone screen while Sue watches the 65 inch wall mounted TV. Apparently size no longer matters after a few years of marriage.

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Linda warned Dave if he carried on looking at his phone she would wrap it around his neck.

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Edited 23:45:11

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