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Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP.

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Stool sample, HA HA! I have worked in the doctor' office for years and have not encountered anything like this... HA HA!<br /><br />WHAT do you people eat?--Kathleen Ralph

''We sell a lot of them to people who hate fruit. They can count it as two of their five a day.''

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Along with Jaffa cakes --Glyn Evans

"Just ignore it. It's a cucumber but it identifies as an orange."

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John Harrison

Fruit of the Loon

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My supermarket home delivery thought this was a suitable alternative to an aubergine

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It's actually a banana, but it's zest to kill

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Kate had been having one of those weird tangerine dreams again.

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Mixed fruit

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Futurenana.

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“Are you taking the pith?”

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"Now Mr Bobbitt, let's see if the therapy has worked. What do you see when you look at this perfectly spherical orange?"

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Looks like it's been Tangoed.

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Now I know what a Cox Orange pippin looks like

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Orange is the new banana

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Banangerine

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