super vote: ( left this week)
To dive into the world of captions and showcase your creativity, please sign in to your account (we'll create one if you don't already have one).
Please enter your email address to get started:
Your email address will only be used to send a sign-in email. Don't worry, I hate spam too!By signing in, you accept our T&Cs, including harmless cookies.
"Ok, girls, now our husbands have gone, let's put away the Tupperware and bring out the vibrators."
Take all your feelings and dreams and lock them in these airtight containers.
"Yes, there will be the phthalate-induced cancers your family will suffer decades from now. But it's worth it for the convenience."
Yes, you can even use them for Grandpa's ashes
"...and you can buy the full set for a bargain price thus guaranteeing that in a few months time you'll have hours of fun hunting for the right lid."
"Remember, ladies, it's only filthy Commies who don't use Tupperware."
"OK. So we all believe that our husbands all think we come to tupperware demonstrations? Let's get the chippendales out."
"Yes Helen, you can trap a fart in these. A queef, a fart, a burp, pretty much any bodily noise, they're that airtight".
"And you can use this one ladies to store up all your shattered dreams."
So who ordered the single sausage container? Lorena Bobbitt.
Diaphragms have come a long way.
🎵 Life in plastic, it's fantastic 🎵
To edit / delete / comment on a caption, begin by clicking the caption text