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This is what happens when you meet people on Grindr.

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Or, for that matter, meat people.--James Lennox

"Look, I appreciate the attempt at romance, Dave, but I'm not sure this is how that scene from Ghost went."

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"Darling, all I'm saying is it just seems a bit of a coincidence you having all this mince at the same time as my mother going missing."

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"No thank you Dave, I'm vegetarian." "I thought you loved meat. When did you decide to become vegetarian?" "About twenty seconds ago."

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"Thank-you, Mr. Romanian Hotel Manager man, but I was just joking when I asked for some mints on my bed."

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Dave loves wearing Lady Gaga's underwear.

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A latecomer to the Gay scene, Dave hasn't quite got the art of 'mincing'

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Mark England

Flesh Gordon

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The artisan sausage-making for the Farmers' Market was going well. Now he just needed the condoms.

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After a big argument, Janet told Dave to get stuffed.

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Ken’s barbecue burgers were legendary until someone uploaded this pic on Facebook. Ken has since moved to The Outer Hebrides and works as a cook at the local community centre for the blind.

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The problem with Moonpig is that it's very easy to upload the wrong photo when sending a condolence card.

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The Naked Chef

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Tony Edwards

"I better put a jumper on. It's gonna be chilli in here."

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