Dear Mario, we have carefully considered your claim for £2,000,000 for personal injury and subsequent loss of income. Whilst the photo you provide does appear genuine, we find it hard to believe you would trip on a wobbly paving stone. Also, your colleague Luigi has reliably informed us you are in need of a significant amount of money to impress Princess Peach's father and pay for a royal wedding. We have therefore referred this case to our fraud division. Yours sincerely, Oldham Town Council