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🎵 “It's such a wondrous night, The moon and stars are shining. I know my voice is shite, I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵

cash prize caption contestCrunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.<br /><br />🎵 “It's not entirely my fault<br />My songs sound like gargled phlegm<br />I'm trying to sing from music notes<br />That have a backward stem." 🎵<br /><br />Anyone else want to have a go?--Crunchy Chords

It's a scam. He pays you £15 an hour to let him sing...but it's £100 to make him stop.

JH
John Harrison

He should be Sean and not heard

cash prize caption contestMr Dome

Maim That Tune

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"Thanks for listening to me sing for the past three hours. Here's your 45 pence."

cash prize caption contestCrunchy Chords

"Sean speaking, would you like me to sing for you?" "No, I don't want you to f*cking sing for me. I'm calling about you sticking your shitty advert over my missing cat poster."

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf
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Your cat poster is missing?--Willie Johnson

“Nan, a man is coming over for a few hours, don’t tell him but he’s paying for your hearing aids.”

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

- Do you know your notice is lacking character? - No but if you hum it i'll sing along

cash prize caption contestMr Dome

“There wasn’t a dry ear in the place.”

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

Man Behaving Balladly

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

On the other side of the post: I'LL READ MY CAPTIONS FOR YOU - 1 on 1 only - Unoriginal puns about cats and dogs - Heard many times before - I will pay you (30/hr) I am Anon...

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean
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USER REVIEW: Disappointing. I was hoping for a more stellar performance.

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox
Edited 20:10:44

"Don't let him lullaby you into a false sense of security."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

The Singing Defective

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

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