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"Thank God it only hit the guest house, dear... Of course, I will miss your mum."

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"Why are you smiling Dave? Part of your house has been completely destroyed." "Guess where my mother-in-law was sleeping."

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Did it take out the father-in-law as well?Was he just as troublesome? 🤔<br /><br />Or had the mother-in-law already taken out the father-in-law? <br /><br />I hope not, the FiL could have made for an excellent human shield from falling debris and als--Glyn Evans

Rock and roll

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

Dave always said he wanted a rock garden.

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On the bright side, Gary finally had a conversation starter for parties.

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'Don't worry Mr Gulliver.. Most people pass kidney stones whilst peeing'

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"I begged him to eat more fiber."

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A disgruntled Sisyphus knew he was gonna have to start all over again.

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Hercules Rockefeller

Between a rock and a yard place

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Lara Holly

"Please be more careful where you're flicking bogeys, Gulliver."

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"I blame those bastards playing Celine Dion."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

Everyone in the village was completely stoned.

cash prize caption contesttony kelly

Well, what did you expect to see from your hotel window? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?

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Rob Falconer

Yeah, the hotel is only a stone's throw from the beach

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Rob Falconer

That snowman’s got big balls

cash prize caption contestIan Sanderson

STONE HEDGE

cash prize caption contestJohnny Goode

Indiana Jones and the Fragmental Room

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Catherine

Stairway to Heaven

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monty D

Tell me you didn’t pay a thousand bucks for a Rolling Stones ticket

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Lara Holly

Luckily for the Jeffersons, it managed to gather no moss.

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Hercules Rockefeller

The insurance company kept saying it was an act of God. After that I was determined to find out what sectarian bastard had destroyed my home.

cash prize caption contestGlyn Evans

I’ve heard of the crocodile rock but not this border collie rock.

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Neil Mackenzie

Dave called the warnings that his was in a hazardous position as boulderdash.

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Paul Gledhill
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Farmer spots Rachel Reeves out for a walk

cash prize caption contestPhil Swan

Indiana Jones: The Retirement Years, not that good.

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

"Leave it to me, you said, I'll get the grapes crushed in half the time, you said..."

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John Harrison

Strange how the meteor went straight for Mar-a-lago.

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"We're gonna need a bigger moat."

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