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It was only then that Dave realised he'd forgotten the cage.

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“Please can you remove your tanks as they give me terrible wind “ said the shark

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"Dad. This is the bastard who tried to catch me in his net"

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Mark England

The last thing the diver was heard to say was "you were shit in Jaws 3 "

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Tony S

"Excuse me, mate, but do you know who keeps playing that God awful cello?"

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When Dave offered the fish to the shark, he bit his hand off

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Jo

Normally the bubbles came out from the front of Dave’s mask but at the moment they are coming out of his arse.

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Neil Mackenzie

"My place or Jaws?"

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"You're looking for Dave, you say? Sorry, my name is, um, Derek."

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"Here li'l fishy, fishy, fishy... Oh,shit!"

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''Next time she can buy her own Milk Tray.''

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It takes a mackerel to catch a prat

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monty D

"Don't worry, Volodymyr, I'll protect you."

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Fair call, Cap Auth. Also, at 16 seconds later I'm guessing this caption was independent and merely a timing clash. I was working on my own version when these two appeared seemingly at the same time ;) --James Lennox

"Megaladon Corleone, I would never insult you, you are the Codfather..."

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Fin

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison

''No I don't have any salt and pepper, why do you ask?''

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Deep sea dinner

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Peter
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