🎵Popcorn popping, on an open fire. Small crabs nipping at your toes. Parasols, available for hire, And folks, only dressed up in speedos. Everybody knows. A barbie and shrimp or two, Help to make the season bright. Tiny tots, with their eyes all aglow, Will say it's too hot to sleep tonight. They know that Santa is on his way, But the budgie smugglers mean they are less keen to play, But every mothers eyes, are gonna spy, To check out Santa, and his sack out for size. So I'm offering this simple phrase, For kids from 1 to 92. I'm sure it's been said, many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, Australia.🎵