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🎵 Egrets I've had a few.. 🎵

cash prize caption contestoblong cassidy
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''Non, je ne egret rien''--Dave Bryan

She was in danger of becoming just another feather in his crap.

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John Harrison
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Turds of a Feather

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The shit's about to hit the fan

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monty D
Edited 15:27:34
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Rhino's sore ass

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Hercules Rockefeller
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"The problem with eating peacocks is the flatulence."

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I don't know if that peacock is coming in or going out, but either way it'll be a Rhinosorearse.

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox

"You look absolutely fabulous, darling. Now go and show Attenborough who's the star in this documentary "

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Mark England
Edited 08:12:28

Usually it’s a feather in your cap … not crap Winston

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Lara Holly
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If you thought captioning a polar bear and a penquin was difficult..............

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan
Edited 08:38:41

'Can't believe I've been eclipsed by a rhino.'

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison

"Ernie have you seen Percy peacock? I had a sit down before and he disappeared..Must have went the shops."

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Peter the Peacock decided to get some glasses after spending 3 hours unsuccessfully wooing a rhino's bum.

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Poocock

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Peter

"So Dave I hear you identify as non-binary now." "Yes, am masculine but also in touch with my feminine side.A lot of the other animals laugh so it's a good job am thick skinned."

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"It's like when I tell other creatures I'm also non-trinary"<br /><br />"Non-trinary, what's that?"<br /><br />"Being labelled as a Grey Rhino, I'm in touch with my Black Rhino side and my White Rhino side, even though my parents were both grey. I al--Glyn Evans

Oh no she’s been watching Fantasia again

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Lara Holly

"Sorry Ryan, I still don't fancy you "

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Mark England

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