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cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

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The crack of Dawn.

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John Harrison
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"(sigh)... Fine, I'll pose for you until the sun sets. Just promise me you won't share these photos with your little caption friends, okay, Scrijjy?"

cash prize caption contestCrunchy Chords
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I'd have let it stand with a nod, Cap Auth, it was a nice variation on a fairly well used theme. Longer captions probably deserve a bit of grace in terms of accidental dupe timing too. Anyhoo, glad I could still vote for this one ;) --James Lennox

🎵 Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me 🎵

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

“You’ll go blind…”

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

Am already liking the new series of Through The Keyhole..

cash prize caption contestoblong cassidy

Always thinking the sun shines out of her arse

cash prize caption contesttony kelly
Edited 19:01:48

Total eclipse of the fart

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Jo
Edited 19:07:44

Rear light

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Rob Falconer

"Yes, ET, Yes!"

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox
Edited 19:11:47

Eclips

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

"Anyone seen the flashlight that's ribbed for some reason???"

cash prize caption contestJohnny Goode

Blimey, that was a hot curry

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Jo

Daylight Shaving Time.

cash prize caption contestAl Overy
Edited 01/04/2025 06:21:15

Va-shiner

cash prize caption contestCrunchy Chords

Light entertainment

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

“Dave, I used glow in the dark paint and you’re still a foot away from my clitoris.”

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

🎵 You... light up my life 🎵

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

Dave was drawn to the light.

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Kathleen Ralph
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"Roxanne?"

cash prize caption contestVivvy En
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Thanks Mr. Dome, would have missed this one without the help.--James Lennox

Moonbeam

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Jo

Clearly the result of a light diet

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Rob Falconer

Tina was Hot.

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Kathleen Ralph

Porn star

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

The Holey Grail

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monty D
Edited 01/04/2025 18:54:31

Sunset Strip-tease

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Peter

Gash Windows.

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

“The optician said I’ve minged my retinas.”

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

'Well you were right miss Davina ..you do have something stuck up there and according to the Xray it looks like a ukulele.'

cash prize caption contestoblong cassidy

Fanny By Gaslight

cash prize caption contestoblong cassidy

Burning sensation down below you need Caneston Thrush ExTernal Cream.

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Neil Mackenzie

The Twilat Zone

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

"I can see her areola."

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo
Edited 19:18:34

"I hate pictures like these. By the time I'm ready to caption all the good ones have been taken."

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox

She's hot.

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

"Don't tell me there's an E.T. vibrator?"

cash prize caption contestGlyn Evans

Tina was a real Fire-'Crack'er.

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Kathleen Ralph
Edited 01/04/2025 06:42:38

Pippa Middleton still has it.

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison

When thrush is so burning

cash prize caption contestMr Dome

“Marvel scrap Super Gonorrhoea Woman.”

cash prize caption contestC CaMel

High Moon

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Hercules Rockefeller

“I told you to stop eating Ready Brek.”

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

Goldilocks

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Lara Holly

Uranus captured on film

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Rob Falconer

“I think the light on your iPhone has come on “ said Dave

cash prize caption contestPhil Swan

A shaft of light

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Tony Edwards

"Very funny love, now take that torch out of your arse and come back to bed."

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John Harrison

Solar lips

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Hercules Rockefeller
Edited 19:03:08

“So where is your G spot?” Said Dave

cash prize caption contestPhil Swan

Well we always knew where the sun shone from with Jennifer.

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alexandra ball

A sun (anag.)

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Rob Falconer

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