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This man is so fast even his shadow cant keep up with him.
This man is so fast even his shadow can't keep up with him.
Paul Gledhill
“Name two things you couldn’t get when you were 16.”
“Name two things you couldn’t get when you were 16.”
C CaMel
Can you tell your husband to try and get it in the bowl. How do you know he doesnt? He pissed all over me when I was cleaning the bath.
''Can you tell your husband to try and get it in the bowl.'' ''How do you know he doesn't?'' ''He pissed all over me when I was cleaning the bath.''
Dave Bryan
Booby Trapped
Booby Trapped
Mark England
🎶 You put your left leg in, you put your left leg... Ah, shite. -Pompeii AD 79
🎶 You put your left leg in, you put your left leg... Ah, shite. -Pompeii AD 79
Al Overy
"..and then I had a shit in the woods." "Thats gross, Deborah. Just focus on fishing."
"..and then I had a shit in the woods."

"That's gross, Deborah. Just focus on fishing."
The Wolf
"I bought mine from Cheapknockoffcoats.com, you?" "It was a birthday present."
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present."
The Wolf
- Whats on the TV tonight kids? - Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad
Mr Dome
In a Victorian era, she stood tall, A woman with a beard, defying it all. Her facial fuzz, a radiant crown, The total envy of the town. With each gentle stroke of her glorious hair, Shed chuckle at stares, without a ca
In a Victorian era, she stood tall,
A woman with a beard, defying it all.
Her facial fuzz, a radiant crown,
The total envy of the town.

With each gentle stroke of her glorious hair,
She'd chuckle at stares, without a ca
KT A
"Dad said I couldnt make a rocket out of the fairy liquid bottle until it was empty."
"Dad said I couldn't make a rocket out of the fairy liquid bottle until it was empty."
The Wolf
"Youre gonna let a skunk boss you around? Youve got no balls." "And whose fault is that?"
"You're gonna let a skunk boss you around? You've got no balls." "And whose fault is that?"
Brian Butterfield
The suspense is keeping him alive.
The suspense is keeping him alive.
Brian Butterfield
Hes always stirring up trouble.
''He's always stirring up trouble.''
Dave Bryan
"How does it feel to be so close to death?" "What are you talking about? Im about a thousand feet from death."
"How does it feel to be so close to death?"
"What are you talking about? I'm about a thousand feet from death."
Brian Butterfield
Welcome to the NHS App. Please tell us how often you experience these symptoms: - never - often - only on a full moon
Welcome to the NHS App. Please tell us how often you experience these symptoms:
- never
- often
- only on a full moon
Al Overy
Gulliver was cruel when it came to making marbles.
Gulliver was cruel when it came to making marbles.
The Wolf
The pen is mightier than the sword.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Stephen Bean
Daves new girlfriend came with a lot of baggage
Dave's new girlfriend came with a lot of baggage
Mark England
Ineptune
Ineptune
Stephen Bean
T-reks
T-reks
Glyn Evans
"...Karyn Harrison, what the hell are you doing in our airing cupboard?"
"...Karyn Harrison, what the hell are you doing in our airing cupboard?"
Al Overy
Whats he going to be when he grows up? A captioneer. I pity the fool.
''What's he going to be when he grows up?''

''A captioneer.''

''I pity the fool.''
Dave Bryan
"The good news is we havent replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics" "And the bad news?"
"The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics"
"And the bad news?"
Brian Butterfield
Mocking bird
Mocking bird
Hercules Rockefeller
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