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Dave found transitioning to a woman hard work and was particularly surprised how heavy the breast implants were.
Dave found transitioning to a woman hard work and was particularly surprised how heavy the breast implants were.
Tony S
Bread Astair.
Bread Astair.
Karen McDonald
"Dave, cant you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge."
"Dave, can't you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge."
Brian Butterfield
"Humping the radiator isnt going to help, Rex."
"Humping the radiator isn't going to help, Rex."
John Harrison
"John and Paul. The tunes great but could we tweak the lyrics?"
"John and Paul. The tune's great but could we tweak the lyrics?"
Mark England
Smile, thats absolutely fantastic. Now pop in the truck and lets get you down to the slaughterhouse.
''Smile, that's absolutely fantastic. Now pop in the truck and let's get you down to the slaughterhouse.''
Dave Bryan
I don’t know what she sees in them
I don’t know what she sees in them
Julia Kinsey
"DAD, GET BACK ON THE BEACH NOW. WERE ABOUT TO SCATTER MUMS ASHES."
"DAD, GET BACK ON THE BEACH NOW. WE'RE ABOUT TO SCATTER MUM'S ASHES."
The Wolf
A Pail of Two Kitties
A Pail of Two Kitties
Stephen Bean
The Doctor told me to keep taking the tablets.
The Doctor told me to keep taking the tablets.
Vanessa the Guesser
Theyre dam tasty
They're dam tasty
Vanessa the Guesser
"Tony, why is there a shit in the sink?"
"Tony, why is there a shit in the sink?"
The Wolf
Dave tried to chat them up but they completely ignored him. They were so full of themselves.
Dave tried to chat them up but they completely ignored him. They were so full of themselves.
Dave Bryan
Crush test dummy
Crush test dummy
Tony Edwards
"How many do you smoke a day?" "30 love."
"How many do you smoke a day?"

"30 love."
The Wolf
That bloody Al Overy and his caption.me prizes.
That bloody Al Overy and his caption.me prizes.
James Lennox
“Hmm she is a captioneer and my name is Dave this is not going to end well “
“Hmm she is a captioneer and my name is Dave this is not going to end well “
Phil Swan
Dave was beginning to think it was time to trim his chest hair.
Dave was beginning to think it was time to trim his chest hair.
John Harrison
"Blimey! Its hot. Id really like a mastiff Neapolitan ice cream."
"Blimey! It's hot. I'd really like a mastiff Neapolitan ice cream."
Vivvy En
Probably involves a lot of red tape.
Probably involves a lot of red tape.
Vanessa the Guesser
Bone China
Bone China
John Harrison
"Theres no rush. I told my wife Id come in at 20 to 1."
"There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1."
Vanessa the Guesser
Daves pronouns are He/Haw
Dave's pronouns are He/Haw
Karyn Harrison
"Checkout that dress!"
"Checkout that dress!"
Stephen Bean
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