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	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	41	24	11	#18	36	33	#11	2824	3792	#52
Photos		3	2	#6	8	10	#4	325	1206	#5
Comments	3							18	37	#80
Suggested Edits	2

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	27	#5	40	#9	3428	#64
Photos	4	#4	14	#3	1228	#17
Comments					39	#62
Suggested Edits					6	#11

captions comments received captioned photos

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	“Let’s sing some Taylor Swift songs “ 14/09/24 7:01:07	8

	"Congratulations it was a boy but unfortunately it looks like he may have problems sweating as he gets older" 27/08/24 7:06:19	8

	“Of course I’m a cheetah “ 22/06/24 11:01:19	1 8

	“Have you got all those stains out the bath yet?” said Dave 31/03/24 7:01:46, edited: 31/03/24 7:02:03	8

	"I will let you out when you can tell me exactly how to use the Suggested Edit, Nod and Finder on the caption.me site" 30/01/24 8:12:13	8

	"I knew mowing the lawn set off your hayfever so I bought you this" said Dave 21/01/24 8:01:18	8

	"What sort of soup is it?" "It's a family recipe" 30/12/23 8:02:23	8

	“Must be attracted to the apple shampoo and conditioner you used” said Dave 14/11/23 8:05:55	8

	"Luke you know I said I was your father, well..." 07/11/23 8:14:25	8

	"keep running there's an American XL bully dog chasing us" 29/09/23 7:08:23	8

	🎵 A message to you,Rudy 🎵 27/09/23 7:08:17	8

	In years gone by capioneers were treated like witches and metal helmets were attached to their heads stop the captions from flowing out. 25/09/23 7:11:45	5 8
Why do you think cats are so popular on caption.me? --Glyn Evans
	"This tastes like shit you would feed prisoners" "Better get used to it then sir" 17/06/23 19:07:42	8

	lol "Sorry my Teams camera seems to be playing up, but I'm still here" 06/06/23 11:33:55, edited: 06/06/23 11:34:19	8

	lol "Okay why is my gun shooting penises" 16/05/23 19:25:45	1 8
Because its assembly was cocked up. --John Glover
	"I specifically said NO PINEAPPLE" 05/04/23 11:42:57	8

	When car clamping firms run out of clamps 01/04/23 8:30:40	8

	Chilli dogs 21/03/23 20:08:49	8

	On Fridays Dave preferred not to work at the Crematorium but WFH instead 01/11/24 8:05:22, edited: 01/11/24 12:45:40, suggested edits	7

	“That’s the worst case of melonoma that I have seen “ said Doctor Dave 27/09/24 11:31:05	7

	EVRI Recruitment Test Q1 You see this sign what do you do A- Leave parcel by sign B - Leave parcel end of sidewalk C- Find Entrance If you answered C test is over 29/08/24 11:09:57, edited: 29/08/24 11:11:00	7

	Foursprog durch technik 24/06/24 11:02:22	7

	“How far with the HS2 construction did they get “ asked Dave 06/06/24 19:03:44	7

	Polecat 22/04/24 19:01:26	7

	“How much do you regret not living in Britain “ 18/04/24 7:02:42	7

	“So Dave why did the nursery sack you this time?” 08/04/24 11:24:53	7

	Elon Husky 09/03/24 8:02:29	7

	“Okay choose an exit any exit but don’t tell me” said Magician Dave 15/02/24 20:13:22, edited: 15/02/24 20:13:35	7

	Chair Person 13/02/24 8:01:28	7

	Another cool Apple product 07/02/24 8:06:01	7

	Fortunately the pictures with 3 donuts got censored 02/02/24 12:07:12	7

	clever Kevin hated going into makeup before making each Aldi Christmas advert 12/01/24 12:04:33	1 7
Love this caption and should’ve given it a super vote…. Well I’m going to anyway. --Karen Oakenfull
	"Nice ass" 23/12/23 8:01:53	7

	Dave found there was usually enough hay fever sufferers in a carriage to guarantee him a seat. 26/11/23 8:32:44	7

	Breakfast in America 07/10/23 11:05:41	7

	It comes with a stigma attached 25/09/23 11:11:07	7

	Review 1 Star “You are shut in a mesh cage guarded by Eminem and some pigeons “ 19/09/23 12:50:02	1 7
Some people are never going to be happy 🙄 --Glyn Evans
	Conservatives election leaflet for 2024 leaked 13/09/23 19:06:42	7

	Even when abroad Dave had an alarm and laptop ready at 8.00,12.00 and 20.00 GMT 04/09/23 11:39:17	7

	“I would give it 20 minutes if I were you” 18/08/23 19:56:42	7

	Charlie Dimmock's Garden Rescue team were about to meet their biggest challenge yet 24/05/23 19:20:14	7

	Holly Willoughby waving goodbye to Phillip Schofield 20/05/23 19:10:14	7

	A randy giant octopus couldn't believe his luck 10/04/23 11:59:07	7

	" Don't panic but my Funnel-web Spiders appear to have escaped" 09/04/23 13:44:49	7

	Ted misinterpreted the meaning of a surprise party 16/02/23 8:47:35	7

	Lescargooooo!! 15/12/24 20:01:00	6

	clever Sue always complained that Dave was two tyred for sex 26/11/24 12:03:38, edited: 26/11/24 12:04:03	6

	"help I'm being chased by a croc" said Dave 02/11/24 8:00:32	6

	Abaaa tribute band 13/10/24 11:01:18	6

	“Hmmm I wonder if I left the toilet seat up again “ 31/08/24 11:08:55	6

	Surf’s Pup 28/08/24 11:10:36, edited: 28/08/24 11:47:21, suggested edits	6

	"And what do you do?" 27/08/24 7:13:23	6

	"Dave you need to start make up in 5 minutes" 17/07/24 7:13:05	6

	“Have you heard our local Greek restaurant has run out of plates “ said Dave 05/07/24 11:07:43	1 6

	“I told you not to touch the kettle as it was still hot “ said Dave 01/07/24 11:02:47, edited: 01/07/24 11:02:56	6

	The Peruvian Restaurant always served the loser 15/06/24 19:05:09	6

	“Right we need to agree how Rishi moves on from his D day mistake “ 10/06/24 11:01:32	6

	“How can the lions sleep tonight with that racket “ said Tarzan 05/06/24 11:05:19, edited: 05/06/24 11:06:32	6

	It was a shit and runs accident 24/05/24 7:20:33, edited: 24/05/24 7:28:17	6

	" I wonder how that fox always knows where we are?" said Hunt Master Dave 18/05/24 11:01:46, edited: 18/05/24 11:04:48	6

	“Try turning them all off and on again “ said Dave 17/05/24 11:03:37	6

	The Kings new clothes also came with a rolex 16/05/24 19:01:40, suggested edits	6

	“Something tells me she is anticipating another crap night out “ said Dave 14/05/24 19:06:59	6

	"I wanted something to remind me of my village in Norfolk," said Dave. 29/03/24 9:56:17, edited: 29/03/24 23:24:36, suggested edits	1 6

	"I hear the magician invited you on stage Dave how did it go?" 09/03/24 12:06:58	6

	Dave was a bit of a six fiend 04/03/24 8:08:27	6

	“How long ago did we ask for the prawn crackers “ said Dave 19/02/24 12:04:07, edited: 19/02/24 12:04:30	6

	I found the pages much more absorbent and gentle than the cheap rubbish you have supplied on the roll. Signed Dave 09/02/24 8:03:27	6

	So the mermaid conversion surgery was a bit messy then 29/01/24 20:04:50	6

	"I can't wait to send this to my Minecraft group, me with a woman" said Dave 24/01/24 8:07:38	2 6
Well played anon...I'm talking about the comment, not Minecraft, not that there's anything wrong with Minecraft and that anyone that plays Minecraft is undesirable in any way or suggested to not be part of a cool clique because inclusion --Glyn Evans
	Dave was determined to get the wasp that had been bothering him all day 12/01/24 20:04:19	6

	Dave was determined not to pay the ULEZ charge 03/01/24 8:03:39	6

	After meeting Emma the scarecrow decided to ask for something else rather than a brain 12/12/23 8:06:10	6

	Usually costs an arm and a leg BUT in the Black Friday sale it only costs a leg" 28/11/23 8:13:37	6

	"I think we may have a serial killer" said Sergeant Dave "Surely they would use a spoon not a fork" 26/11/23 12:17:16	6

	Dave shows off his Black Friday purchases 19/11/23 8:11:12	6

	Gulliver waited anxiously on the quayside to see if it was a boy or a girl. 02/11/23 8:08:59	6

	clever Julie's Halloween costume had cleared the pub of male customers 29/10/23 8:02:56	6

	Sporting Gender checks were a lot more stringent in the old days 13/10/23 19:05:35	6

	Amazon Number 2 Best Seller 12/10/23 11:01:53	1 6

	“Season lightly and top with short crust pastry and cook for 40 minutes at 180” 12/09/23 11:11:29	6

	“How to pick up blondes FOR DUMMIES” 30/08/23 21:39:53, edited: 30/08/23 21:42:08	6

	“Hurry up and finish as I am desperate for a wee “ 28/08/23 7:06:58	2 6

	"Moove along please" 20/08/23 7:01:09	6

	Paris 2024 Olympic games organizers announce a more stringent gender test for next year 26/06/23 11:10:51	6

	No body lives here 11/06/23 7:10:35	6

	"Do you have anything a bit more bog standard?" 06/05/23 7:18:04	6

	From the cradle to the grave 01/05/23 11:03:03	6

	Couple say winning the lottery wont mean them moving house 20/04/23 7:07:45	6

	Sorry but webuyanysoul are offering us $6 08/04/23 7:25:49	6

	Store Detective confronts shoplifter after body search 18/02/23 12:41:38	1 6

	Texas Chainsaw Massacake 16/02/23 8:03:03	6

	“So that’s two 99’s” said Death Fri 12:00:53	5

	MP's decide to review the small print in the assisted death bill 11/12/24 13:29:35	5

	Dave was a sucker for picking up hitchhikers 10/12/24 8:01:32	5

	“It’s only a handful of middle class girls of a certain age that want pink weights “ said Gregg 02/12/24 12:04:08	5

	Frankfurt 01/12/24 12:01:00	5

	Dave regretted saying what he would do if Man City went 6 games without a win 27/11/24 20:08:40	5

	Corky the Cat 24/11/24 8:01:32	5

	clever “I thought we were just going to scatter the ashes “ said Dave 04/11/24 20:04:07	5