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lol x2 clever 29/05/23 7:20:55, edited: 18/07/24 14:08:54		26 41
Thanks everyone! thank you very much for voting, I am so chuffed, I literally never win anything ever. Thank you to Mr Beach for this horrendously addictive marvellous website, and finally thank you to my cat Midnight who is always wanting to go o... --Karen McDonald

lol x2 clever x2 02/11/24 12:24:24, edited: 31/12/24 16:26:11		29

	clever 🎵 Surfin' USB 🎵 04/09/23 11:06:28	2 27
Bravo! 😆 --Julia Kinsey
	lol x2 Old El Buspasso. 08/07/24 19:05:02	26


lol x2 clever 27/05/24 11:35:44, edited: 19/06/24 16:41:54		18 25
Karen. Congratulations on creating a caption that meats everyone's approval. --Troompa Loompa
	clever x2 Statue of Liberties. 18/02/24 8:01:11	1 25

	lol x2 "Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself." 27/10/23 11:38:08	25

	creative To prevent further flooding of the Thames, plans go ahead for a huge dyke to be constructed. 01/11/23 8:11:13	24

	clever This broad's got legs that stop traffic! 14/04/24 11:03:56	23

	He's always on the lookout for a Crinkly Bottom. 29/01/24 12:02:52	21

	lol "Hi Aled? yeah, can't make it today, car won't start." 26/01/24 8:09:04	1 21
This just keeps getting funnier, have a supervote --Vivvy En
	clever Down tools. 13/01/24 12:00:58	21

	lol x3 "Hello Unicorn, God here. Could you pop back through, I haven't quite finished." 28/10/23 7:25:57	21

	"The brakes! use the brakes!" "I can't, my toenails aren't dry yet." 12/10/23 7:55:54	21

	Tina's wedding was ruined by a sudden down paw. 18/08/24 11:05:03	1 20

	creative "Don't mind the cat, it's the dogs you have to worry about." 06/06/24 11:03:13	20

	lol New wool shop opens in Mablethorpe. 20/04/24 7:14:49	20

	"He had a lovely send off." 14/02/24 12:08:11	20

	"You just couldn't wait to try that new hedge trimmer, could you?" 01/12/23 13:29:22	20

	clever "Haven't I seen your face somewhere before? ah yes, in the hallway, in the dining room, in the study....." 16/11/23 8:30:23	20

	Girls beehiving badly. 14/10/23 7:21:10	20

	clever Bread Astair. 15/09/23 7:33:44	20

	This is what happens when you meet people on Grindr. 31/08/23 19:42:29	1 20
Or, for that matter, meat people. --James Lennox
	lol x3 This Morning audience watch in silence as Holly tries to seperate itself from giant fruitcake. 13/06/23 11:18:20	1 20

	creative clever The furry tail of New York. 20/07/24 7:15:20	19

	Mills and Boom. 29/04/24 7:10:10	1 19

	🎵 We shall not, we shall not be screwed 🎵 13/01/24 12:09:33	19

	creative " Been satyr long?" 08/09/23 7:01:04	19

	She'll get her knees grazed if she's not careful. 09/10/24 11:02:00	18

	"That's her fourth husband on the trot." 07/09/24 11:02:48	18

	Blazing Sandals. 29/07/24 19:01:22	2 18

	That's all Volks. 26/07/24 7:12:26	18

	lol 🎵 Who let the logs out? 🎵 19/07/24 7:17:12	18

	lol 'I think my neighbour's a hoarder.' 26/04/24 11:12:10	18

	Fed up with Debs stealing all the hobnobs, office staff took action. 23/04/24 7:04:16	18

	lol creative Behind the scenes on 'Jason and The Argonauts" 10/03/24 8:05:06	2 18
Hi John. There's an iconic fight scene in the 1963 film 'Jason and the Argonauts' featuring seven skeleton warriors that come out of the ground. Worth a watch on YouTube! Hope this helps. Dot. --Dot Old
	🎵 Nights in au gratin 🎵 15/02/24 12:28:06	18

	"And what seems to trigger this irrational fear of spiders?" 27/10/23 11:01:07	1 18

	The Man in the Iron- rich Mask. 11/07/23 8:03:45	18

	🎵 I think I seen 'bout everything, when I see an elephant fry 🎵 05/12/24 13:24:00	17

	Beans on toes. 09/09/24 7:01:15	17

	I always get emulsional when someone gives me flowers. 16/04/24 11:27:55	17

	Amazingly, the reel of film found in the bear's excrement was able to be developed. 21/02/24 8:08:16, edited: 21/02/24 8:41:44, suggested edits	17

	lol After a long tiring day, Mrs House liked to relax with a nice soothing avocado facia mask. 02/02/24 8:55:55	17

	Dolly Bird. 12/01/24 8:16:16	17

	He was quickly faggotten. 06/07/23 7:39:51	17

	"As we now commit Paul's body to the gravy..." 06/07/23 7:33:14	17

	"See how you like it, Schrodinger!" SLAM. 20/10/24 11:03:15	1 16

	Fancy getting on a train with bear feet. 17/09/24 7:01:11	16

	"Eye of newt and shake of broom, let his fork become a spoon!" 31/08/24 11:02:14	16

	The Mannequin who would be King. 11/07/24 7:02:36	16

	lol "I now declare this box open." 28/05/24 7:08:25	16

	Throne of Game. 07/04/24 11:06:13	16

	clever It's got great reviews on Trip Advisor. 21/02/24 12:18:47	16

	Jack Rustle. 28/11/23 12:03:50	16

	The Nudey Blues. 08/08/23 7:12:35	1 16

	Postman Pat was already regretting it. 26/06/23 20:45:52, edited: 26/06/23 21:25:03	16

	The Hokey Cokey's changed since I were a girl. 26/06/23 12:53:54	16

	creative x2 "Hi Nana! can you see us? thanks for the jumpers, we really like them. Yes we wear them all the time, don't we Tony?" "Yes." "Nono not too small at all, are they Tony?" "No." 27/05/23 7:37:03	16

	Hound control to Major Tom. 02/10/24 11:33:08	15

	clever Bun-galow. 01/09/24 7:00:33	1 15
Or Bungaloaf...that works as well --John Harrison
	clever 🎵 When you wish upon four star 🎵 20/08/24 11:24:11	15

	Wash & Go. 17/04/24 7:01:20	15

	Wish I'd bought roll up blinds now. 23/08/23 8:02:29	15

	He's always sticking his neck out for those kids. 27/07/23 19:13:57	15

	Harey chest. 09/07/23 7:03:52	15

	To boldly escargot... 15/12/24 20:01:20	1 14

	clever With free death rattle. 17/08/24 12:44:40	14

	Seize you later alligator. 07/08/24 11:12:56	14

	Pythagorarse. 18/07/24 19:12:34	14

	🎵 Oh I do like to tepee by the seaside 🎵 10/07/24 11:08:16, suggested edits	2 14

	When Harakiri met Sally. 09/06/24 12:42:37	1 14

	Still Mything. 15/04/24 19:01:35	14

	"Of course, when he's old enough to understand we will tell him he's adopted." 01/02/24 12:27:47	14

	"Aww, look at her, guarding her litter." 27/01/24 20:00:41	1 14

	lol "Are you sure your second name's da Vinci?" 24/01/24 12:01:29	14

	As played by The Pretenders. 20/01/24 12:37:10	1 14
They're the Talk of the Town. --Karyn Harrison
	Spunk Rockers. 20/10/23 19:04:55	14

	Due to a recent spate of art thefts, the gallery has decided to install a couple of bouncers. 12/08/23 11:43:10	14

	"Stop playing tricks on your Nan. You know that's not a metal detector." 13/07/23 7:45:36	14

	Dave's wife made him sleep in the bath because his snorkling kept her awake all night. 23/06/23 11:05:03	14

	You have to travel miles to find a phone box these days. 22/10/24 7:08:34	13

	Lunch pad. 05/09/24 7:01:23	13

	"Oh, I thought you said you wanted to see my thicket." 08/08/24 19:09:02	13

	"They think it's all over - it is." 14/02/24 12:05:58	13

	lol "He must be rolling in it." 03/12/23 9:07:16	13

	Stench warfare. 21/10/23 20:22:03	1 13

	clever x2 Pasty Duchy on the left hand side. 20/10/23 5:38:11	13

	Finding Neighmo. 18/10/23 11:04:01	13

	Ommm Lovin' it. 22/09/23 19:00:42	13

	Now closed due to non-collection. 19/09/23 11:03:37	13

	"Don't worry lads, it's fine, but if you hear that woodpecker again- run." 04/08/23 7:14:07	13

	The United Colours of Benidorm. 25/06/23 12:30:04	13

	John had a terrible but understandable fear of seagulls. 21/06/23 7:12:58	13

	"The children grow so quickly, don't they dear?" "Yes, seems like every time I turn my back they shoot up." 19/06/23 14:32:13	13

	clever Paul, Michael, Glacier. 24/11/24 12:06:38	12

	The Wicker Nan. 08/07/24 19:24:52	12

	The whole crowd was rooting for them. 02/06/24 11:07:06	12

	What's stew, pussycat? 01/05/24 8:32:51	12

	Giant strides. 28/01/24 20:04:02	12

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