I'm a tall suspicious old witch. I like making corn dollies. My other hobbies are painting, reading funny captions, my cat Midnight and stick insects. I'm an idiot. My favorite film is The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari and my favorite colour is yellow. Every Saturday night I strip off, turn into a hare, run into the allotments and scream at the moon. I also own an airport in Dubai. I ain't really got an airport, I can't even drive a car let alone fly a plane.