Once a month HR selects the most noteworthy employees

31/10/24 20:16:27

Gorillas in the Midst...of a sentence

11/07/24 19:00:40

It took them several years to graduate because they kept eating their homework.

25/11/24 20:04:39

clever

Voted most suitable ride at the amusement park

05/11/24 20:13:39

Smartphone...Dumbass

16/11/23 20:34:48

"Hey Gary, stop playing your game and come to the front door, there's an angry guy outside claiming you stole his house!?!"

09/12/24 20:13:26

"Monk" must be on

06/11/24 20:55:54

"How I Met Your Mother" wasn't what they expected.

06/11/24 20:32:23

"Honey, I think I'm going to call in sick, I'm feeling under the weather today."

05/09/24 12:46:41

Attention: Stairs may become slippery

12/07/24 19:02:16

There's a sucker WORN every minute.

28/06/24 19:15:54, edited: 28/06/24 19:16:37

At first he wouldn't put up with any Monkey business, but soon the profits grew.

05/06/24 19:05:31

"Parts of this wall were built back in the year 350 LG."

13/05/24 20:02:02, edited: 13/05/24 20:02:17

He's allowed to use the mane entrance.

06/03/24 20:01:40

Gnome man's land

14/06/24 19:03:31

Livestock 2024 was a huge success

05/06/24 12:21:41

"Great, now every time I shower I will have to stick my arm in a bag of rice to dry it off."

16/11/23 20:18:03

Is your name Audrey too?!?

02/01/25 20:04:18

"It took a while, but I finally got the sphere wax out."

02/12/24 20:03:12

Not many people know that the Rolling Stones started out as an A Capella group.

22/11/24 13:46:44

Uncircumcised heads are very rare

13/08/24 19:14:03

"Jenga! It's your turn now honey."

23/07/24 19:09:29

"and then you push for the next 6 to 18 hours like you're trying to pass a watermelon on an Apple Toilet."

11/06/24 19:03:38

Don't be fooled, I found the same thing on Temu for a $1.85

11/06/24 12:04:28

"Yes Helen, you can trap a fart in these. A queef, a
fart, a burp, pretty much any bodily noise, they're that airtight".

22/02/24 20:06:19

Somebody please put that sweater out of its Missouri

24/01/24 18:11:09

Early Tears for Fears videos were really sad

03/02/25 20:19:42

"I heard they don't let anyone go up in the cup anymore."

05/12/24 20:10:49

They both graduated in just 28 years

25/11/24 20:10:15

She thought making him wear a seatbelt was humerus, he didn't

04/11/24 20:16:57

Not since he died

26/08/24 19:00:48

I would have suspected some Pee-onys

24/07/24 19:08:29

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Unfortunately
these Roses smell like poo

24/07/24 19:05:45

Catfish?

12/06/24 13:25:08, edited: 12/06/24 20:11:58, suggested edits

"Whoever filled out this purchase order get in here now. I specifically ordered 10,000 Bandanas!"

05/06/24 19:17:16

The Girl With the Dragon but no Tattoo

06/12/24 20:03:46

"You think you've been here awhile...a 3 hour tour?" "Try floating around for light years in a tin can with an annoying doctor, a guy with pointed ears, and man with a fake Scottish accent whose only answer to anything is "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!"

21/11/24 21:21:45

The empty parking lot had taken its toll

19/11/24 20:19:12

"Tonight, I'll being playing something new I composed on this pian...oh no, please excuse me!"

18/11/24 20:22:55

After finishing his final movement, the maestro made his 'final movement'.

18/11/24 20:19:42

Elle Dente

11/11/24 20:06:31

They all agreed that "Post-It" day was a much better idea than "White-out" day.

31/10/24 20:13:33

Gums on Parade

10/10/24 19:04:15, suggested edits

She obviously gets her hair done at Crew Cuts

09/10/24 19:13:45