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	Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit. 16/06/08 19:53:15	15

	Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party. 19/04/08 0:08:03	9

	Winners of the Extreme Frisbee tournament. 18/04/08 11:29:31	9

	You would be berry much in love the moment she pasteurize too. 10/11/08 11:18:06	7

	Recently liberated Iraq produces it's own version of Baywatch called Burka-watch. 16/06/08 19:38:23	7

	His sister's Bulimia was beginning to interfere with his appetite. 18/04/08 11:07:46	7

	Waldo finds himself with satellite photography. 28/01/09 11:29:36	6

	Activist just itching to get involved with a splinter group. 22/10/08 11:35:23	6

	Strip club named "Go Ogle" sued by Google for trademark infringement. 24/05/08 6:10:36	6

	Rejected cover of Dieting For Dummies. 04/04/09 19:07:23	5

	Receding hare line. 19/03/09 7:43:18	5

	He couldn't get her off his mind. 11/01/09 12:29:47	5

	"That chinese food went right through me!" 29/07/08 21:19:29	5

	A prime example of why you must be 18 years of age before getting a tattoo. 13/06/08 22:32:03	5

	Mark's split personality was becoming obvious to everyone. 05/05/08 15:53:57	1 7

	Won't be the first time football comes between a man and a woman. 06/08/09 22:41:47	4

	Then again, there is the possibility that they were looking forward to encountering pickpockets. 26/04/09 5:34:41	4

	"Salutations. We're here to inquire about a pair of lost parrots. Besides being a Macaw and an African Grey, they can be identified by their strange pirate-like accents." 06/04/09 8:41:15	4

	Sure... the rest of us just use a paper bag. 16/09/08 4:07:58	4

	"That banana was supposed to be my lunch!" 09/08/08 6:01:40	4

	Darth cringed inside when he realized that his heavy breathing would yet again get him called on the carpet for sexual harassment. 25/07/08 0:42:41	4

	Elly Mae believed in reincarnation. Here she passes a sugarcube to her late husband. 14/07/08 22:53:55	4

	The Chernobyl '86 vintage, not a good year. 30/01/09 14:26:14	1 6

	Aren't mafia threats supposed to be intimidating? 01/07/11 21:45:03	3

	Her zips are pealed. 27/07/10 23:16:54	3

	Eileen with egg tempera on her face. 05/07/10 21:55:15	3

	Double exposure. 06/05/09 11:42:36	3

	Digging for clams. 28/04/09 5:45:45	3

	"Darn it," thought Ralph, "I left home with my x-ray bifocals again." 22/04/09 10:01:29	3

	Iron Man was listening to Michael Feeney at such a volume that he did not hear the helicopter's rotor blades. 17/04/09 10:26:39	3

	New photo has captioneers stumped. 01/04/09 10:08:00	3

	Baby Spice and Scary Spice were friends since way back. (kudos to karlos) 11/03/09 18:55:28	3

	The idea of an olive sandwich is probably not very exciting.. until you meet Olive. 05/03/09 7:18:52	3

	"Don't be bashful, Norman. Show them the thong I crocheted for you." 02/03/09 6:22:45	3

	Maggie poses with everything she's ever slept with. 20/02/09 12:47:06	3

	Captain to Co-pilot: "I thought you said this was a topless beach." 31/01/09 21:57:14	3

	The Homeboy Chess Set (with Rodney King and Queen Latifah) designed to interest inner city kids in learning the game. 24/10/08 11:32:49	3

	As the much heralded Titanic II boards in Southampton, unleashed dogs begin acting strangely. 22/10/08 12:18:15	3

	"It's a good thing we didn't let the Count pluck it, or it would be Christmas dinner." 20/10/08 12:04:42	3

	"I call it my Super Soaker, but it don't squirt no water.. it squirts blood. Now git off yur sister!" 16/09/08 5:21:04	3

	Miraculous appearance of the Beatles on woman's face just moments into giving herself a facial, has her petitioning the Vatican for "beautification". 16/09/08 5:10:49	3

	It's about time we had a terrorist who can accessorize. 01/09/08 0:31:15	3

	One possible reason Hooters Airline went bust was their policy of considering turbulence "good for business". 11/08/08 22:01:41	3

	Everyone thought he was part Chow until we gave him the heimlich and this popped out. 16/06/08 20:16:35	3

	I dare you to connect the dots. 13/06/08 22:30:35	3

	Now that he had crossed over, his fetish for necrophilia was no longer frowned upon. 18/04/08 15:39:29	3

last comments (total: 26)

Grammatically then, it should read "Loves Men". Otherwise, it is bidding her to love men which falls short of funny. I like being able to see who voted for this one!

Eileen M.

17/06/11
8:27pm

comment on caption:
Chris didn't know how to tell Sue that she was covering the 'n'. [Ian Skelding]

You're right, Steve.. women don't understand men. Just kidding back!

Eileen M.

28/06/11
10:09pm

comment on caption:
For goodness sake Maureen. Not every seat you sit on has a commode.
[Joe T]

..or into me.

Eileen M.

28/06/11
10:11pm

comment on caption:
'That's another pine mess you're getting me into' [Shandonbelle]

.. or store in nuts.

Eileen M.

28/06/11
10:12pm

comment on caption:
When you said you'd been stockpiling it all winter, I thought you meant your store of nuts [Rob Falconer]

Also green around the gills.

Eileen M.

12/07/11
9:51pm

comment on caption:
Derek felt a little down in the mouth [Rob Falconer]

He's missing a technicality.

Eileen M.

12/07/11
11:01pm

comment on caption:
Man-Nikon [Rob Falconer]

or they're cloning Tammy Faye Baker.

Eileen M.

12/07/11
11:10pm

comment on caption:
Goldilocks refused to serve dinner until she found out who had stolen her eyeliner. [Mi6 Bagpuss]

This reminds me of the shell of a red volkswagon on top of a van with the caption: "Not only Heather Mills is taking a Beatle for a ride." Who created that one, anyone remember?

Eileen M.

26/07/11
12:51am

comment on caption:
The first blonde to walk all over a Beetle since Heather Mills. [Paul Woolley]

I wonder what people think when you take out sushi.

Eileen M.

29/07/11
9:48pm

comment on caption:
Korean take-away home delivery service.
[Joe T]

I love the smell of deadpan in the morning.

Eileen M.

09/08/11
9:53pm

comment on tip:
Avoid the superfluous exclamation mark

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