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Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out."
07/09/11 19:47:08
Kevin always got lost halfway through the Macarena.
13/06/17 17:13:00
Height restrictions introduced at Ayers Rock.
02/03/13 20:19:43
The Tooth Fairy's Instagram account is really creepy!
15/05/18 19:57:25
Statutory rape.
15/05/18 11:09:35
Backpacking around Turkey.
20/05/18 20:11:10
Miss Ukrain 1986
28/08/08 14:47:59
Um Shirley - where did you get the mushrooms for that carbonara?
18/07/08 12:47:20
With high tide 4 hours away this was shaping up to be Garry's worst suicide attempt ever.
03/10/11 20:40:14
The "Concrete Rapid" claims another victim in the most insane extreme sport ever invented - "no water rafting".
16/07/08 10:22:37
"Would you like to see the back?" The hairdresser asked sheepishly.
14/06/17 20:10:02
Dave suddenly realized that he seriously needed to take a break from Pokemon Go.
16/05/18 14:06:04
Sheryl was being mercilessly pursued by a shadow... a 5 o'clock shadow.
09/06/17 8:43:10
After getting booted out of the garden of Eden Eve embarks on the worlds first celebrity drug fueled bender.
19/07/14 15:13:20
"Have I got food on my face?"
03/05/19 20:01:50
Ted the python's mother was shocked to discover he was secretly a cross-dresser.
24/05/18 20:05:23
"What the hell are you doing? I said there's a mouse act casual."
21/05/18 13:36:40
Not as difficult to use as the stirrups on the sanitary toilet seat.
15/06/17 18:34:09
Here's a little song I wrote called "The faster my puppet dances the more my nuts hurt."
19/07/14 15:27:09
Yeah I've killed a few people, but when someone tries to castle out of check they get what they deserve ya know?
01/03/14 20:56:35
Get a cave!
27/09/08 14:01:35
Don't drop me, don't drop me, don't drop me.....
10/08/08 14:14:54
Break time in the toy factory
24/07/08 13:24:40
Just washed down a packet of mentos with 2 liters of diet coke
19/07/08 12:19:40
Buster and Molly were best friends in no time due to their common interests of eating, sleeping, pooing, salivating and taste testing things they find on the ground.
17/07/08 11:04:35
Frank knew fashioning a hat out of field mice would come back to haunt him
13/07/08 16:59:08
Sheryl's online dating profile picture was a little too honest.
19/09/13 15:48:39
After 4hrs hitch hiking with no ride it was time for Garry to pull out the big guns.
26/03/13 21:19:39
Tim was not taking the divorce well.
11/10/11 7:20:40
It was a particularly scary episode of In The Night Garden.
06/10/11 20:39:10
"Be on you toes Carol - hoodies with cigaretts at 12 o'clock".
07/09/11 20:30:02
Rachel the psychic mechanic gets the MOT Test underway.
07/09/11 20:21:13
American Starbucks stores trial controversial new coffee flavour.
26/02/10 20:44:21
I knew I shouldn't have bought an investment property in Iraq.
07/10/08 23:26:03
That's the last haircut you're giving me you son-of-a-bitch!
21/08/08 11:53:19
Larry it wasn't funny at Nan's funeral and its not funny now.
11/08/08 13:07:15
The half brother Willy Wonka doesn't talk about.
29/07/08 11:22:31
You fed it after midnight didn't you?
20/07/08 4:26:21
Passengers in the new Super Deluxe first class cabin on Airbus flight 189 hit turbulence
19/07/08 3:09:31
Next time we decide to start a bug collection I'm gonna get a jar
09/07/08 13:59:58
Hit and run on Sesame Street.
21/05/21 21:14:14
Anti-theft toilet paper not selling as well.
12/03/24 16:51:22
'Andre the Giant' my arse.
02/03/24 15:52:10, edited: 02/03/24 15:52:48
Am I the only one laughing my head off? I can just see the Scottish fella saying that:))))))))))))) Brilliant!!!!!
comment on caption: Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out." [Susie Sheppard]
Loved this one :)
comment on caption: It was a particularly scary episode of In The Night Garden. [Susie Sheppard]
(I'm not usually this pale)
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Am I the only one laughing my head off? I can just see the Scottish fella saying that:))))))))))))) Brilliant!!!!!
12:56pm
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Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out." [Susie Sheppard]
Loved this one :)
11:08pm
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It was a particularly scary episode of In The Night Garden. [Susie Sheppard]
(I'm not usually this pale)
7:39pm
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