lol creative

When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep.

02/01/25 8:26:14, edited: 02/01/25 11:42:52, suggested edits

lol

" AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!"

26/02/15 8:54:38

lol clever

Moon River by Henry Mankini

23/10/14 8:02:51

lol

Moments later two more crows turned up. Police suspect it was an attempted murder.

09/10/24 7:23:21

lol

"For God's sake somebody take Y.M.C.A off the P.A. system!"

01/01/25 12:09:00

lol

"We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed."

09/12/24 8:02:19

"No... Still no phone reception."

14/11/24 12:00:30

"Cello... Is it me you're lookin' for...?"

17/06/15 11:43:16

Wall-Street-Crash

07/09/12 11:07:33

"I'm putting your status as Quo"

31/03/12 10:12:14

In line with tradition Alfred Hitchcock had a cameo role in the episode of 'Keeping Up Appearances' he directed.

22/06/12 19:48:18

"Well the seed packet said grow your own dope!"

11/06/12 11:12:07

Come and have a pop, if you think you're hard enough!

17/06/15 19:21:30

She was suffering from mooring sickness.

12/06/12 10:31:41

Police were combing the area for him.

23/05/12 11:59:52

"Ah.... Levitation... You have learned well grasshopper!"

12/07/13 7:51:30

🎵 "The axels on the bus go crack, crack, crack..." 🎵

10/12/24 8:22:51

creative

Before having her ears syringed, she had to get a lab report.

19/06/15 19:56:20

An ambulance, a fire engine, several rescue workers... it's just an accident waiting to happen.

08/06/12 10:16:13

"I REALLY wish I could fly..."

15/05/12 19:14:46

Brown choc drops are five time more likely to be stopped by the police than white ones.

10/05/12 19:17:18

The Pied Piper had also brought along a back up plan for getting rid of the rats.

03/01/12 20:10:24

Can't see the trees for the wood.

25/10/24 13:46:06

The problem with garden work is it can drag on.

07/01/25 8:00:48

Dating with the net is a very different thing in remote areas

18/11/24 8:11:50

creative clever

Star Oars

13/11/24 14:03:14

OK Danny... That's a wrap!!!

12/11/24 12:00:15, edited: 12/11/24 12:00:43

"Wrong Panto mate, you want the theatre down the road, this is Cinderella... Got a pumpkin?"

23/10/24 7:02:59

"Alexa, show me a picture that sums up the UK/US 'special' relationship".

10/10/24 13:12:54

lol

Sponge Bob Square Pants' wife, Scourer Sue Rectangle Bra.

30/09/24 7:23:34, edited: 02/10/24 17:14:23, suggested edits

"Pick a card, any card, but don't let me see what it is"

04/12/14 12:14:09

Wank Marvin and the Shadows

28/06/13 11:53:03

Fifteen seconds of fame for the clown, but fifteen years in therapy for the child.

04/02/13 20:44:33

My name is Casper... and I'm an alcoholic.

18/09/12 10:41:44

"Typical, you wait for ages and then two come along at the same time."

08/06/12 19:01:49

Gavin, 32, from Autoglass, "Never ignore a chip on your windscreen.... it could attract seagulls...".

19/05/12 20:07:20

Clive's giant magnet was playing havoc with Mark's cock ring.

11/04/12 10:18:07

Please do not look at this photo if you are under 8, it's been rated PG.

20/01/12 20:04:45

lol

The last time she wore a red shirt, and stood at a bus stop, twenty children tried to board her and go to school.

30/07/13 14:09:51

The Death of Pi.

04/07/13 9:08:25

River Banksy.

20/06/12 10:01:13

Her face could pick up satellite TV, but she was no dish.

20/05/12 19:05:05

Doom service.

27/03/12 19:24:14

"Mr Harris, it's the garage, we've found out what that annoying nagging sound in your car was."

19/03/12 20:05:11

Shock as Time Team discover skeleton of a Dalek that died attempting a difficult dismount from the parallel bars.

28/12/11 11:03:22

R2D2 has a wet dream.

11/07/13 11:00:45

"No, dad, I said I wanted an 'orse for my birthday!"

30/06/12 20:24:19

"Holmes, what is that door behind her?"
"A lemon entry my dear Watson!"

25/01/12 20:11:37

The Cheeky Girls were becoming suspicious of Lembit Opik's claim that this was perfectly normal procedure when applying for British Citizenship.

19/12/11 20:25:25

"Hertzs?"
"Only if you turn it on."

26/11/24 20:18:40

Scientists have discovered a novel new way of improving people's mood by producing Melon-Tone-In.

15/11/24 8:03:05

lol

"Hi. I'm Basil. I identify as a Pedigree Siberian Hamster"

13/10/24 19:29:18

Hobbit-at

12/10/24 19:01:17

Bum wrap.

07/06/15 19:41:50

creative

The Ghost Of Christmas Pissed.

08/01/15 9:30:08

Maybe this wasn't the best day to take the dachshunds for a walk.

29/09/24 19:08:25, edited: 29/09/24 19:13:03

NEW!!! From Pusher Price!

20/09/24 19:03:54

Spaghetti Cobra-nara

16/09/24 19:02:08, edited: 16/09/24 19:02:54

"It's been absolutely fascinating, I have already spotted two camera operators, three soundrecordists and Chris Packham".

09/09/24 19:12:44

Mars Bars deny claims they are getting smaller after they unveil their new delivery van.

27/06/15 9:16:27

Kids, this is how we used to go shopping BEFORE the internet.

20/02/15 9:39:46

"And now it's time for Charles and Nigella to cut the cake."

19/06/13 19:19:58

Simon always enjoyed looking up old friends.

30/08/12 10:51:29

Who says modern youth aren't prepared to dye for their country?

30/06/12 10:17:57

Today he did her in oil, next week it's barbecue sauce.

30/03/12 19:35:41

I don't care if it is a catfish, I'm NOT the father!

23/01/12 11:21:57

When she sobered up she phoned one of her friends who told her she'd gone to a fancy dress party as the red arrows and had made a bit of a display of herself.

16/01/12 20:15:06

You know you've had too many when 'In The Night Garden' starts making sense.

09/12/24 8:34:29

That's not what I meant when I said dip your headlights!

07/06/15 20:30:39

clever

You're fired!

22/12/14 10:55:51

Waving Private Ryan

31/08/13 12:29:54

lol

Spit the Dog, the latest Yewtree suspect.

29/06/13 11:29:28

She did her best with the pancakes, but her husband still said they were crepe.

13/02/13 11:06:07

This way to the STD clinic.

19/06/12 19:11:40

Eddie Stobart the early years.

13/06/12 19:13:06

Dave was the first driving instructor to introduce the interactive white board to motorcycle training.

09/06/12 10:11:10

As an American citizen, he has the right to bare arms

05/06/12 19:04:23

The youngest ever Dragon's Den entrant demonstrates her patented pavement chewing gum removal system.

20/05/12 10:55:58

As a wave of Baked Alaska washed him out of the caravan he began to wonder if he'd over done it with the ingredients for the meringue.

30/04/12 19:51:43

They shouldn't be watching that film, it's not rated PG.

07/04/12 19:52:21

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus shelter.

21/03/12 11:00:57

If Pixar Films made porn.

18/03/12 20:24:26

She's great in a bed.

07/03/12 12:50:13

He used to hang around with Vic, but people always picked on them.

02/03/12 20:47:52

I'm going to stick my neck out and say this is your first riding lesson.

25/02/12 20:49:46

There were rumours this scene from 'Frozen Planet' may have been faked.

15/02/12 20:19:06

"We don't p-p-p-pick up p-p-p-penguins!"

06/02/12 11:08:06

Tufty was begining to wish he'd never auditioned for Ice Age 4.

28/01/12 21:00:45

Different two-strokes

19/01/12 20:03:15

Haul the Midwife.

05/01/25 20:17:40

"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right odor."

18/11/24 20:12:59, edited: 18/11/24 20:13:07

When your girlfriend is so hot she just spontaneously combusts.

05/11/24 13:24:13

You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace

18/10/24 8:00:31

In the event of a crash, can the children please help the adults understand the instructions before saving themselves.

06/09/15 11:58:10

Worst episode of Pingu ever!!!

24/06/15 20:10:50

Another brick in the stall.

08/06/15 19:40:54

creative

He had to admit the stick wasn't as straight as he thought, on refraction.

26/03/15 9:26:24

Trina's new boyfriend wasn't bad looking, but he's no oil painting!

22/12/13 12:53:32

Warning: Your vestments may go down as well as up.

24/11/13 10:38:44

The food is awful, but the toys in the happy meals....!

23/11/13 13:18:59