The father of the bride was against the wedding and chose to dress casual.

04/11/08 13:26:57

Having his 5 a day was going to be risky if the first one was anything to go by.

08/04/09 22:15:15

Expedition to investigate the effects of global warming reaches the South Pole.

12/12/08 15:23:32

Dont worry about the colour Madam it'll grow on you.

19/11/08 0:28:51

Warning. Don't use your kids name as your banking password.

21/02/09 17:11:05

Charles Kennedy's 1st birthday. It's only one bottle of beer, what harm can it do?

13/12/08 18:52:30

When the Binmen wish you a Merry Christmas don't tell them to f**k off.

11/12/08 18:15:17

Sect's on the beach.

08/11/08 16:45:42

Tory MP relaxes at home.

23/12/08 20:51:53

Thats funny I definitely saw her put the goldfish in here earlier.

05/11/08 21:16:20

Where's your head bin?

05/11/08 20:50:08

Helps the LSD go down.

28/02/10 10:55:17

Snacks that can run are the latest weapon in the war on obesity.

22/09/09 21:11:00

The slight chafing from Eddies manbag shoulder strap was more serious than he first thought.

04/04/09 17:30:12

and I put it to you Mr Speaker that to body pop successfuly one must start with the right arm just so.

02/04/09 18:51:00

Gorilla in the midst.

18/03/09 19:58:56

Acute angel

21/02/09 16:55:56

The Nintendo Wii Fit. Strictly for chicks.

20/01/09 23:12:22

The only punter who turned up for Auyepivos massive clearance sale had prepared for a long queue.

15/11/08 15:39:19

She might not be much of a looker but shes a stormtrooper in the bedroom.

03/11/08 12:59:57

Tragedy strikes at the Highland games as short sighted Jock McTavish mistakenley selects a small child for hammer throwing event.

15/01/09 13:54:29