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	Mrs centipede washes her son's socks every Tuesday. 07/12/11 11:22:27	12

	Cup and sorcery. 21/09/11 10:04:56	11

	David raised cats for a living. 01/11/11 14:29:12	10

	Toast-Writer 17/10/11 10:19:36	10

	clever Arse-onist. 22/09/15 7:00:16	10

	Out of all of Santas reindeer, Comet was always the clumsiest. 27/12/14 12:27:11	9

	"That's 7 minutes on the 'Naughty Seat' for behaving like a spoilt little bat!" 05/02/12 11:59:40	9

	Dave with his new designer handbag from 'Pucci'. 21/11/11 11:26:43	9

	Ford Escort 02/10/11 10:09:31	1 9

	Bin there, done that. 11/11/11 20:00:30	8

	Door, Ray, me, so far car no go. 02/04/11 11:20:23	8

	New wave music. 08/03/12 8:46:47	7

	Princess Beatrix showed an interest in bizarre hats from a very young age. 11/02/12 5:43:05	2 7

	His son doesn't call him POP for nothing! 20/11/11 11:04:47	7

	"Sure I may be dyslexic, but NOBODY calls me an aresol and gets away with it!" 31/10/11 11:01:06	7

	Jim Beam. 14/03/11 11:48:05	7

	Who's bright idea was this then? 18/11/11 1:28:53	6

	"Dad, you know how you always said there were plenty more fish in the sea? Well look, I found you a date!" 17/11/11 11:12:59	6

	Gull-a-bill 22/09/11 10:03:02	6

	Forrest Hump. 26/06/11 12:18:41	6

	"I've just popped in for a chin-wag." 03/04/11 10:16:20	1 6

	It's 58 years later and Mel Smith hasn't changed one bit. 27/03/11 10:56:44	3 6

	♪ "You, light up my wife..." ♫ 18/11/11 1:26:03	5

	Horizontal bungee-jumping for those afraid of heights. 28/10/11 11:07:30	2 5

	Obviously Homer Simpson spent too much time with Mr Burns. 17/10/11 10:21:07	5

	Living near the Large Hadron Collider has it's ups and downs. 21/09/11 10:08:37	4 5

	Tim finally had to admit that his dandruff problem was way out of control. 08/09/11 13:46:45	5

	One-hit Wanda. 02/09/11 11:27:02	5

	"Hey, it's a bloomin' owl!" 08/04/11 10:00:29	5

	The cycle of life 01/04/11 10:06:13	5

	The answer to last weeks "spot the ball" competition. 21/03/11 11:26:38	5

	"Hey Brian, we're all holding on to save our lives in this hurricane, and THAT'S all you can think of?" 18/01/11 12:29:42	5

	Even after Twiggys modelling days were long gone, her own designer clothing label would live on forever. 23/11/10 11:05:59	5

	Since dwarf numbers have dwindled, child-tossing has become very popular. 23/09/15 11:06:44	4

	Flame blower. 22/09/15 7:02:07	4

	Sleeping Booty. 16/01/15 13:07:46	1 4
sleeping bloody gorgeous more like --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Be in quick - this is a brief sale! 29/01/12 19:15:47	4

	The worst thing about having Alzheimers is trying to remember where on Earth you parked the car. 25/01/12 11:00:11	4

	I bet this guy's Hiss-panic. 25/09/11 10:09:52	4

	Mike had a really good feeling. 19/09/11 10:01:14	4

	Dave was a practising member of the Rotary Club. 26/08/11 11:43:27	4

	Bum Voyage! 15/08/11 23:11:55	4

	Peggy Sue 12/08/11 11:15:39	4

	Birds of a feather stick to Heather. 22/05/11 12:36:06	4

	"If I knew you were going to laugh that much I would NEVER have shown it to you!" 11/04/11 10:00:53	4

	Unfortunately, Mrs Jones from the flat above has an extremely powerful vacuum cleaner. 03/04/11 10:55:38	4

	Their mother was the worst ever when it came to parking a car! 16/12/10 13:00:17	4

	It's no wonder Mike was starting to feel a little down. 26/03/12 20:30:06	3

	Citroen-Ella 25/01/12 20:30:28	3

	"This is ridiculous, Doris needs to get those silicon breast implants removed." 11/12/11 0:14:56	3

	"Well obviously I had to stack the dishes up next to the sink - the bathtub's already full, you idiot!" 03/12/11 12:01:14	3

	Another nut falls out of the tree. 25/11/11 20:28:13	3

	Marie was a plane girl - she even had a vapour-trail. 28/10/11 10:56:37	3

	'Uptons' is the highest rating tea in the world. 21/09/11 13:14:50	3

	Sadly Tony had a turn for the worst. 07/09/11 10:37:03	3

	Wheel of misfortune. 07/09/11 10:27:24	3

	Humming-Bert. 26/08/11 11:45:18	3

	The dyslexic daleks were suffering from cuttle shock. 04/07/11 12:28:06	3

	Gondolances on your wedding day 13/04/11 11:19:26	3

	Duncan was arrested later that afternoon for COKEsing young boys back to his home. 06/04/11 10:00:26	3

	My favourite kind of nut - The "cash-shoe"! 30/07/10 8:25:09	3

	The Shit hits the Fan! 16/07/10 11:54:13	3

	Lazy Boy Decliner. 23/09/15 7:04:53	3