Paul Woolley

BSc (Hons), MSc, Marathon runner, Noted lothario, Pilot, Doctor and winner of "Compulsive Liar of the Year" competition.
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5 times this week
Quota: 4
Quotas and Scores
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Quota | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | ||||
Caption | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2,601 | 3,245 | 58 | |||||
Photo | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
Comment | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 267 | 102 | 52 | |||||
Suggested Edit | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
Forum Post | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 0 |
Voting Record
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Voted | Rank | Voted | Rank | Voted | Rank | |||
Caption | 0 | 0 | 2,043 | 88 | ||||
Comment | 0 | 0 | 24 | 75 |
captionscomments received
She don't sound all that, I'd give her the push.
7:46pm
comment on caption:
"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." [Paul Woolley]
unfortunately didn't have enough points for a LOL.
11:42pm
comment on caption:
Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Well since you didn't have enough points for a lol you can have mine.
1:04am
comment on caption:
Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Very generous.
2:33am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Three of them taking turns means it's a roasting.
8:55pm
comment on caption:
"This will be the first time I've got a bird to 3rd base!" [Paul Woolley]
Somehow I don't see this one being used by Hello magazine.
7:41am
comment on caption:
High Pollen Cunt [Paul Woolley]
Slip(disc)knot
4:30pm
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There was a hell of a suprise when two members of Slipknot removed their masks. [Paul Woolley]
An adaptation of an old joke, I confess.... [caption writer]
7:15pm
comment on caption:
"It eats shoots and leaves!"
"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!" [Paul Woolley]
Even though this is a well-used phrase it works perfectly here. Good caption.
9:19am
comment on caption:
"It eats shoots and leaves!"
"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!" [Paul Woolley]
They kept wandering into the road, getting knocked down and back up again.
9:15pm
comment on caption:
After travelling all that way, Chumbawamba couldn't be arsed with the lager and cider after all. [Paul Woolley]