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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.
07/02/13 12:08:07
The new Paralympic torch.
02/09/12 11:03:49
Spagyetti.
12/11/12 12:00:09
"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."
11/11/12 20:03:59
"Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?"
25/08/13 7:00:10
"I found them on Gumtree."
05/04/13 7:00:08
45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper.
27/11/12 20:01:31
65 Million years B.T.
23/11/12 12:11:12
Life's a beach...And then you die.
16/07/12 19:12:26
"Quick....Someone call 99."
12/07/12 10:00:11
This painting needs hairbrushing.
05/04/12 10:13:21
Magic Johnson & Johnson.
27/08/13 7:00:14
Spray Tan.
24/09/12 7:00:10
♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫
06/09/12 19:00:09
Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him.
26/03/13 8:13:51
Gun fight at the OK L'oreal.
16/01/13 12:30:13
"Fucking Flies."
15/01/13 20:07:06
"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham.
30/09/12 11:00:09
Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch.
01/09/12 19:00:08
Lost Property.
20/02/12 11:00:19
"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder."
04/06/12 20:19:53
Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale.
19/03/12 20:00:31
Mate Tricks.
06/01/12 11:43:01
The tranny's in for a service.
23/10/11 19:01:58
"We're gonna need a bigger catapult."
30/03/13 20:02:31
Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t.
22/03/13 20:01:38
Gran Theft Auto.
12/03/13 12:00:10
"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..."
21/12/12 8:00:10
"Take it back, I wanted a full English."
14/12/12 20:10:24
Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork.
07/12/12 8:26:18
Pea-kaboo.
09/11/12 20:03:34
We dry any car.com.
28/09/12 19:00:10
"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"
16/08/12 11:00:34
"I think I've been stitched up."
10/08/12 19:00:08
My skittle pony
18/10/14 19:12:14
♬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. ♬
12/02/13 20:00:57
Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is.
10/01/13 12:19:47
"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption."
27/12/12 20:00:09
Toyture Chamber.
26/10/12 7:00:23
"Say Wheeze."
15/09/12 19:07:35
"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?"
06/07/12 19:05:19
Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage.
24/05/12 10:00:08
Marge Simpson was never any good at photography.
10/04/12 19:00:17
Emma was trying to Kick the habit.
21/01/12 11:23:20
"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel."
14/07/13 19:07:53
"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned."
24/03/13 12:42:10
Miss Fire.
15/02/13 8:00:11
Creche Test Dummy.
17/01/13 20:00:09
"Had an accident that weren't your vault?"
04/12/12 8:35:39
"Here's Johnny."
31/10/12 12:00:21
Scare Dryer.
04/07/12 19:05:13
"We buy any core.com."
16/02/12 20:15:32
8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun.
13/01/12 20:01:22
I know it's straight because I used a spirit level
15/10/14 7:08:36
Emu and Rod.
13/10/14 19:00:46
"No no no, I wanted a toilet duck."
30/08/13 7:04:53
Embarrassingly for Wayne, It wasn't just the temperature of the water that was rising.
08/06/13 19:40:36
"I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me."
29/03/13 20:05:36
"Help yourself to something to eat" Victoria Beckham said to her handyman.
13/03/13 12:02:40
"You've missed a Bic."
03/03/13 20:39:36
🎵 The Thai is high but he's holding on. 🎵
06/02/13 18:39:12
Pete and 2 Veg.
17/11/12 8:00:07
"Hold the lion please."
15/11/12 20:00:09
Great legs, nice bush too.
11/11/12 8:00:09
Wallapy.
05/11/12 20:00:10
...And the locals said this new bus service would never take off.
28/10/12 8:00:09
Despite hard evidence, Kermit denied all allegations that he was on Coke.
23/10/12 11:14:48
Drag racing.
15/09/12 11:01:11
"Here's a throw for your new settee."
03/09/12 11:00:10
"I can see yew."
14/06/12 19:00:08
Juan born every minute.
30/05/12 19:00:07
♫ you're gonna fine me....Out in the Country. ♫
18/05/12 19:22:19
Curb Trawling.
16/05/12 19:06:38
Bubble and Beak.
15/05/12 19:27:39
Tot Gear.
14/04/12 19:46:11
John Peel.
06/04/12 19:00:18
Congratulations Mrs Smith....It's twins.
03/04/12 19:00:51
Typical, you wait ages for a dead sparrow then 2 come along at once.
21/03/12 11:00:41
Check Mates.
11/03/12 11:00:26
Magnifying Lass.
23/02/12 20:00:11
The car park's free but there's dog shit everywhere.
14/12/11 20:01:19
Corn on the knob.
20/11/11 11:00:09
Right now Patch regretted being a sniffer dog.
14/11/11 11:01:05
"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1..
08/10/14 11:00:40
It's 90 degrees in the shade, and he's wearing a vest!
05/10/14 11:14:33
A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy.
22/09/13 20:08:57
"Let's see you 'meep meep' past me ya lanky bastard."
05/09/13 19:00:10
It's only 9% truth.
05/09/13 7:05:01
For sale: Lovely little house...Comes with a drive.
31/03/13 19:05:10
A little higher and we'd be able to see his bag/pipe.
27/03/13 20:06:36
"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?"
20/12/12 20:00:09
"Some bastard has keyed my car."
20/12/12 8:06:33
A shite at the opera.
14/12/12 12:06:42
"We look a right pair of twats."
13/12/12 8:02:07
♫ ♫ The tide is Thai but I'm holding on...
18/11/12 12:20:33
..."But the doctor said we need to try and get in shape."
13/10/12 11:00:11
3 Men and a maybe.
09/10/12 19:35:13
No one was armed in the making of this photo.
21/08/12 19:02:59
The Beach Boys.
16/08/12 11:00:08
The driver obviously lost their Focus.
12/06/12 19:00:08
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Instead of (it's a bloody shithole.) what about it's a fuel dump?
comment on caption: This is supposed to be 4 star, it's a bloody shithole. [Dan Dan]
Hi Neil, As it's had a few votes It's probably best not to change it. Cheers though
Truth instead of true?
comment on caption: It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]
:-)
A small change but a BIG difference. Cheers Blondie.
Finger licking good
comment on caption: A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. [Dan Dan]
Even harder at night.
comment on caption: This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]
at knight?
Is that because he's going to pee?
comment on caption: "And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]
Yes John
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Instead of (it's a bloody shithole.) what about it's a fuel dump?
8:47am
comment on caption:
This is supposed to be 4 star, it's a bloody shithole. [Dan Dan]
Hi Neil, As it's had a few votes It's probably best not to change it. Cheers though
6:27pm
comment on caption:
This is supposed to be 4 star, it's a bloody shithole. [Dan Dan]
Truth instead of true?
7:44am
comment on caption:
It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]
:-)
8:19am
comment on caption:
It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]
A small change but a BIG difference. Cheers Blondie.
3:05pm
comment on caption:
It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]
Finger licking good
8:14pm
comment on caption:
A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. [Dan Dan]
Even harder at night.
5:41pm
comment on caption:
This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]
at knight?
6:06pm
comment on caption:
This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]
Is that because he's going to pee?
1:44pm
comment on caption:
"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]
Yes John
2:33pm
comment on caption:
"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]