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	lol clever Made in China 22/03/20 12:31:59	6 27
Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
	"You should get that checked". 23/10/20 7:31:02	2 19
I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun. --Molly R
	Running out of police officers and soldiers, as a last resort London Zoo jumps in to help secure the 2012 Olympics. 19/07/12 19:00:14	1 18
Brilliance! --Chris Beach
	Spitting Image 01/10/11 10:01:17	17

	"Fire in the Hole!" 12/02/13 20:18:27	16

	The Iranian athlete who dissapointedly finished last in the steeplechase, was given an incentive to save his country's honor at the Paralympics. 21/08/12 19:01:20	16

	Hundreds of desperate unemployed EU refugees undertake a long and hazardous journey across the mediterranean in hope of a better future in Africa. 16/08/12 10:03:31	16

	Fruit of the Froome 29/03/20 19:42:46	15

	Le Coq Sportif. 06/03/16 21:29:26	14

	"Say Cheese!" 06/05/15 11:22:19	14

	A Delft Hitler. 05/08/14 19:04:34	14

	"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" 14/10/13 19:25:53	1 14
Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant. --Michael Winner
	lol Know your customer. Lesson 54: How to say hi to the Masaai. 03/01/13 11:02:07	14

	"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!" 24/11/12 20:03:20	14

	lol "I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!" 06/01/14 12:41:48	13

	🎵 Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. 🎵 24/07/12 19:00:14	13

	"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters". 27/06/12 15:25:19	13

	Who's that good girl? 05/10/23 7:06:24	13

	The grim sneaker 19/02/21 8:41:38	3 13
The Grim Reebok? --James Lennox
	"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep" 01/11/12 12:32:01	3 12

	"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque". 01/07/12 10:16:09	12

	"Woman Overbored"! 07/02/12 20:02:52	12

	Border Trolley 13/09/22 8:56:37	11

	Now that's a weird fortune cookie! 22/11/13 21:03:08	11

	creative Snakes on a pain. 26/08/13 19:13:54	11

	Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab. 23/11/12 8:37:00	11

	"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing." 11/11/12 20:05:58	2 11

	Infant Van Gogh. 14/05/12 17:24:16	11

	I need backcup! 15/11/11 20:01:49	11

	lol If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles.. 20/03/13 20:06:09	10

	Best before: June 2128. 29/12/12 20:00:14	10

	"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?" 23/02/12 12:54:03	10

	Snow Patrol. 19/02/12 20:08:34	10

	Max felt Alienated. 01/02/12 20:00:11	2 10

	Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea. 24/01/12 11:13:08	10

	♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪ 18/01/12 11:00:08	1 10

	"That's very nice honey, now back to your webcam." 03/03/16 20:14:21	10

	Dresscrosser. 24/12/13 9:06:28	9

	Wailing wall. 05/06/13 8:21:25	9

	Mercury Rising. 17/04/13 19:09:34	9

	Vespcargot. 26/03/13 8:05:16	9

	Coq au Gran. 30/03/12 12:17:44	9

	Wraparazzi 06/11/11 12:24:07	9

	Craptioneer 06/10/11 10:00:24	9

	The Fashion of the Christ. 21/08/11 10:13:51	9

	Caution, low hanging zipper. 08/03/20 12:11:28	8

	Phil in the blancs 22/02/20 16:47:55	8

	lol Poop Art 13/05/16 19:58:46	8

	🎵 I'm singing in the Rhine. 🎵 22/03/16 9:49:06	8

	Mixed Martial Arse. 07/03/16 13:14:34	8

	creative "Don't worry dad, we took the hamster out before we lit the matches." 26/05/14 11:29:40	8

	"Sounds like the clutch has gone Pete." 25/09/13 12:03:42	8

	Advantage Pete Pampers. 07/05/13 11:20:39	8

	"I don't exactly know what happened officer, first there were reindeer crossing the road followed by a flying sled!" 24/12/12 12:04:35	8

	The Devil's Advocaat. 22/12/12 20:40:52	8

	Another successful Boot Sale. 19/04/12 19:33:39	8

	Save the Ale. 24/02/12 11:14:37	8

	F#%%@&*!! Not one pair! 07/12/11 11:01:51	8

	Cause of death: Sofacation. 30/09/11 10:15:17	8

	Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message.. 15/09/11 10:48:01	8

	Platypup 21/03/20 10:51:06	7

	Rumanians believed to be behind mysterious disappearances of houses from African villages. 27/10/13 12:00:44	7

	"All hands on Dick!" 23/05/13 19:04:21	2 7
All hands on Dick? --Zac Kramer
	Trigger Finger. 14/01/13 20:21:57	7

	"A wedding ring? Never!" 14/01/13 20:11:01	7

	May the Ford be with you. 23/11/12 20:01:02	7

	"No time to explain, just say we found it like this when we got here" 11/09/12 20:35:51	7

	Marbellous! 14/01/12 12:27:42	7

	Another one bites the crust. 18/11/11 11:13:28	7

	Are you a leg or a breast man? 20/09/11 17:28:08	7

	Let me teach you about the long arm of the law constable Harris. 18/08/11 10:29:27	7

	My first Bagpipe. 14/01/14 21:06:43	6

	Sci-Pie. 03/08/13 12:59:45	6

	Boulevard of Broken Streams. 02/04/13 19:07:16	6

	The Wedding Flashers. 29/07/12 19:03:50	6

	Dave suffered from chronic nightstares. 15/07/12 19:00:25	6

	Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!" 08/06/12 10:29:04	2 6

	After a divorce, the woman often takes the house. 20/02/12 11:06:33	6

	Madama Butterfly 24/01/12 20:00:06	6

	Doris was even late for her own funeral. 09/11/11 20:00:10	6

	Chris adding some embedded marketing on Caption.me 07/09/11 10:52:58	1 6

	Spot the 75 differences. 17/07/11 10:28:07	6

	"2 pizza tuna delivery?" 28/02/21 13:10:23	6

	Something's Amish here. 08/03/20 10:53:35	6

	"Would you like 3M of garlic bread with that?" 18/04/16 11:06:24	6

	Windows Patch. 23/03/16 14:21:40	6

	"Just in time, I was running low." 19/03/16 20:04:35	6

	"Why are you writing such filth?" - "It's a tattoo for some dumb westener that wants me to create his name in Chinese Astrology, so I thought this will put a smile on the face of the guy taking his order next time he visits a Chinese restaurant." 04/03/15 21:15:36	6

	Pork in Boots. 21/03/24 9:38:19	5

	"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama." 01/05/21 7:18:00	5

	Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!! 25/12/20 8:29:17	5

	"And here we are live as the wife is giving birth.." 20/12/20 8:08:01	5

	"He's been with us for 4 years now, attacking everything and everyone; we call him Trump". 08/11/20 8:29:21	5

	Ma hammered Ali. 06/09/20 13:35:30	5

	He was down under a minute. 06/06/20 11:39:35	5

	How many village heads does it take to change a lightbulb? 16/02/20 20:45:23	5

	"..and tomorrow I will finish my masterpiece." -"Don't forget to bring enough grey." 17/06/18 19:18:34	5

	Two-legged circus dog rudely pulled off stage. 30/07/17 19:04:55	5

	The Cadillac Jellyfish waits for a Hatchback to pass underneath to swallow it whole. 19/03/16 21:02:52	5

	Steamboat 04/05/15 11:05:59	5

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thank you!

(caption author)

08/06/12
1:20pm

comment on caption:
Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!" [Guido van der Velden]

Brilliance!

Chris Beach

(admin)

19/07/12
8:13pm

comment on caption:
Running out of police officers and soldiers, as a last resort London Zoo jumps in to help secure the 2012 Olympics. [Guido van der Velden]

Hahaha!

Cath Jones

01/11/12
12:34pm

comment on caption:
"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep" [Guido van der Velden]

I'd like to understand this caption better. Is there a layer of meaning that I am missing?... Or is it simply a depiction of what might really happen at a scene like this?