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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
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"You should get that checked". 23/10/20 7:31:02 |
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I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun. --Molly R
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19/07/12 19:00:14 |
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Brilliance! --Chris Beach
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01/10/11 10:01:17 |
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12/02/13 20:18:27 |
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21/08/12 19:01:20 |
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29/03/20 19:42:46 |
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06/03/16 21:29:26 |
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06/05/15 11:22:19 |
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05/08/14 19:04:34 |
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" 14/10/13 19:25:53 |
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Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant. --Michael Winner
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Know your customer. Lesson 54: 03/01/13 11:02:07 |
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"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!" 24/11/12 20:03:20 |
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"I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!" 06/01/14 12:41:48 |
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🎵 Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. 🎵 24/07/12 19:00:14 |
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"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters". 27/06/12 15:25:19 |
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05/10/23 7:06:24 |
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19/02/21 8:41:38 |
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The Grim Reebok? --James Lennox
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"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep" 01/11/12 12:32:01 |
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"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque". 01/07/12 10:16:09 |
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07/02/12 20:02:52 |
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13/09/22 8:56:37 |
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Now that's a weird fortune cookie! 22/11/13 21:03:08 |
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26/08/13 19:13:54 |
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Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab. 23/11/12 8:37:00 |
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"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing." 11/11/12 20:05:58 |
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14/05/12 17:24:16 |
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15/11/11 20:01:49 |
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If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles.. 20/03/13 20:06:09 |
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29/12/12 20:00:14 |
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"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?" 23/02/12 12:54:03 |
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19/02/12 20:08:34 |
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01/02/12 20:00:11 |
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Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea. 24/01/12 11:13:08 |
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♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪ 18/01/12 11:00:08 |
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"That's very nice honey, now back to your webcam." 03/03/16 20:14:21 |
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24/12/13 9:06:28 |
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05/06/13 8:21:25 |
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17/04/13 19:09:34 |
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26/03/13 8:05:16 |
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30/03/12 12:17:44 |
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06/11/11 12:24:07 |
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06/10/11 10:00:24 |
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21/08/11 10:13:51 |
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08/03/20 12:11:28 |
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22/02/20 16:47:55 |
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13/05/16 19:58:46 |
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🎵 I'm singing in the Rhine. 🎵 22/03/16 9:49:06 |
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07/03/16 13:14:34 |
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"Don't worry dad, we took the hamster out before we lit the matches." 26/05/14 11:29:40 |
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"Sounds like the clutch has gone Pete." 25/09/13 12:03:42 |
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07/05/13 11:20:39 |
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24/12/12 12:04:35 |
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22/12/12 20:40:52 |
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19/04/12 19:33:39 |
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24/02/12 11:14:37 |
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07/12/11 11:01:51 |
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30/09/11 10:15:17 |
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Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message.. 15/09/11 10:48:01 |
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21/03/20 10:51:06 |
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Rumanians believed to be behind mysterious disappearances of houses from African villages. 27/10/13 12:00:44 |
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23/05/13 19:04:21 |
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All hands on Dick? --Zac Kramer
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14/01/13 20:21:57 |
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14/01/13 20:11:01 |
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23/11/12 20:01:02 |
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"No time to explain, just say we found it like this when we got here" 11/09/12 20:35:51 |
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14/01/12 12:27:42 |
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18/11/11 11:13:28 |
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Are you a leg or a breast man? 20/09/11 17:28:08 |
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Let me teach you about the long arm of the law constable Harris. 18/08/11 10:29:27 |
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14/01/14 21:06:43 |
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03/08/13 12:59:45 |
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02/04/13 19:07:16 |
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29/07/12 19:03:50 |
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Dave suffered from chronic nightstares. 15/07/12 19:00:25 |
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Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!" 08/06/12 10:29:04 |
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After a divorce, the woman often takes the house. 20/02/12 11:06:33 |
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24/01/12 20:00:06 |
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Doris was even late for her own funeral. 09/11/11 20:00:10 |
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Chris adding some embedded marketing on Caption.me 07/09/11 10:52:58 |
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17/07/11 10:28:07 |
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28/02/21 13:10:23 |
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08/03/20 10:53:35 |
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"Would you like 3M of garlic bread with that?" 18/04/16 11:06:24 |
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23/03/16 14:21:40 |
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"Just in time, I was running low." 19/03/16 20:04:35 |
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04/03/15 21:15:36 |
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21/03/24 9:38:19 |
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"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama." 01/05/21 7:18:00 |
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Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!! 25/12/20 8:29:17 |
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"And here we are live as the wife is giving birth.." 20/12/20 8:08:01 |
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"He's been with us for 4 years now, attacking everything and everyone; we call him Trump". 08/11/20 8:29:21 |
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06/09/20 13:35:30 |
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06/06/20 11:39:35 |
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How many village heads does it take to change a lightbulb? 16/02/20 20:45:23 |
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"..and tomorrow I will finish my masterpiece." 17/06/18 19:18:34 |
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Two-legged circus dog rudely pulled off stage. 30/07/17 19:04:55 |
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The Cadillac Jellyfish waits for a Hatchback to pass underneath to swallow it whole. 19/03/16 21:02:52 |
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04/05/15 11:05:59 |
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Was going to say cowlossal but you beat me to the idea. Voted
1:19pm
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Cowlossus [Guido van der Velden]
Lol
8:37pm
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...and very..very slowly I moved my head to the left...I turned my head very inconspicuously in it's direction...and "WACK" I grabbed the bastard with my tongue and swallowed it whole! [Guido van der Velden]
I can't help feeling this would be funnier if you turned the caption on its head...
9:32pm
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...and very..very slowly I moved my head to the left...I turned my head very inconspicuously in it's direction...and "WACK" I grabbed the bastard with my tongue and swallowed it whole! [Guido van der Velden]
Good but what about walk walk your boat, gently down the street.
7:59pm
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Walk, walk, walk your boat, gently down the street.
[Guido van der Velden]
thanks! Missing the obvious. Changed it
8:28pm
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Walk, walk, walk your boat, gently down the street.
[Guido van der Velden]
lol...not saying Queen are old or anything but...
1:37pm
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♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪ [Guido van der Velden]
I'd like the name Max!
10:19pm
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Max felt Alienated. [Guido van der Velden]
Thanks ;)
10:25pm
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Max felt Alienated. [Guido van der Velden]
a vote for making me dig out a Tom Petty CD I havent heard for ages.
8:23pm
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A Face in the Cloud. [Guido van der Velden]
If it was 'Lord Sugar: "you're all fired" I'd find it funnier.
10:43am
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Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!" [Guido van der Velden]