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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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31/03/16 7:00:10 |
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Best of the week.
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-)
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16/07/16 7:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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31/03/13 7:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem.
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31 |
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26/07/18 12:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :)
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17/10/15 19:00:07 |
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02/08/15 20:09:56 |
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07/08/12 11:27:04 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29 |
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05/05/19 7:00:39 |
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12/05/18 19:00:07 |
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Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59 |
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26/08/15 19:11:16 |
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🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06 |
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Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08 |
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It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40 |
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25/11/19 8:00:08 |
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Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of £67.60!) and now on caption.me!
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03/05/19 7:00:09 |
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16/06/18 19:02:37 |
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22/08/17 19:04:13 |
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29/04/14 19:06:34 |
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Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :)
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15/02/13 12:00:46 |
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over my dead body !
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"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 19:23:53 |
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"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 11:00:04 |
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So Jesus spoke with a lithp?
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For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14 |
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Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10 |
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...and a good punchline.
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Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 11:03:09 |
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repeat repeat repeut
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15/06/15 11:00:52 |
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"Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs" 25/04/15 11:00:08 |
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Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall? 19/10/14 7:00:27 |
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Not quite up to scratch.
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🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵 25/03/14 12:59:52 |
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14/05/13 11:02:00 |
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12/11/12 20:00:30 |
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02/09/12 11:02:41 |
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Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers. 11/06/12 19:06:49 |
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23/10/11 10:09:36 |
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"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 19:00:07 |
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10/06/19 11:01:07 |
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This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 11:05:37 |
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Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09 |
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🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08 |
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24/11/18 20:00:11 |
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When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 19:00:08 |
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10/08/18 19:00:08 |
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31/07/18 11:07:57 |
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I asked the missus if we could have a pool room... 15/07/18 19:00:34 |
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03/06/18 19:00:07 |
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17/04/17 20:04:24 |
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Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 19:00:07 |
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30/08/15 7:00:07 |
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05/10/14 11:14:49 |
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19/11/13 12:21:48 |
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Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 7:00:12 |
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19/12/12 12:01:36 |
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47 |
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21/11/12 20:00:19 |
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"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!" 22/08/12 11:00:08 |
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14/12/11 20:00:26 |
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01/11/11 11:08:04 |
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🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵 16/06/14 19:00:05 |
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Ha ha! Great caption
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and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change. 27/07/13 11:01:00 |
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Inspired!
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16/11/12 20:00:08 |
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08/10/12 19:33:44 |
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23/09/12 19:00:30 |
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21/09/12 13:57:21 |
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19/08/12 19:00:12 |
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"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?" 21/06/12 19:01:53 |
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"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance" 30/05/12 19:03:00 |
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19/10/11 10:11:45 |
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20/01/20 20:00:04 |
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Jesus Christ, is that the time? 14/12/19 8:00:08 |
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19/04/19 19:00:04 |
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"When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06 |
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It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 19:04:08 |
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29/08/18 19:00:13 |
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Nice one, wish I had thought of that!
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01/07/18 11:00:16 |
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03/06/18 7:00:09 |
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03/03/18 20:00:54 |
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darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol
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11/02/18 12:09:21 |
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"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10 |
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27/09/16 7:55:32 |
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09/03/16 12:00:06 |
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22/01/16 20:04:34 |
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11/01/16 12:02:12 |
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"Madam, maybe the cap would be more suitable?" 08/11/15 21:05:54 |
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01/09/15 19:00:06 |
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I keep telling Norman to stop having a slash in the shower... 01/07/15 19:20:18 |
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24/06/15 11:01:00 |
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23/01/15 20:00:32 |
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21/01/15 12:00:21 |
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18/10/14 19:00:41 |
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"Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09 |
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30/12/19 8:00:10 |
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22/12/19 20:00:04 |
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Spruce Willis?
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Houston, wee have a problem.
10:26am
comment on caption:
Wet knee Houston. [Cath Jones]
Within a couple of hours of this caption, we'd had a "Warren Burrows" joke on Not Going Out. Proof that this website can still find its way to the cutting edge of comedy. ;)
12:01pm
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"Warren, how much do you need to burrow?" [Cath Jones]
...must be Egypt
5:18am
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Formula Bun Racing. [Cath Jones]
"Budget-wreck-car"?
8:21pm
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A Budgericar sitting happily on its perch. [Cath Jones]
Subtle, witty and clever- are you sure that you haven't typed in 'Mensa.me' by mistake?
8:11pm
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Don't worry, it's lead free. [Cath Jones]
I was looking for Densa.me when I stumbled across this site... doh!
7:58am
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Don't worry, it's lead free. [Cath Jones]
Cath, you utter genius! Fantastic caption :)
8:40pm
comment on caption:
Don't worry, it's lead free. [Cath Jones]
Clever.
8:04pm
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Beauty is only a skinful deep. [Cath Jones]
He's been known to toss it hard, and shlong.
12:07pm
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Tossing the Saber. [Cath Jones]
Well done for getting in fast and I'm sure you score well with it. My own little straw pole was there anyone who didn't see the photo and go tossing the saber?
12:34pm
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Tossing the Saber. [Cath Jones]