Unfortunately the directions Sue was given went right over her head.

02/10/22 19:42:12

Oh no - This means there's stuffed toys in the shepherds pie.

28/10/22 8:58:22

In the DFS sale - Everything now calf price!

02/11/22 9:13:37

New type of identity theft gives macaws for concern.

20/09/22 21:58:04

"This is for my Only Fangs account"

25/09/22 12:58:27

Mickey says "I Love You" in a roundabout kinda way.

29/09/22 19:34:28

"I swear, I definitely saw the face of Ed Sheeran in this pillar."

06/10/22 19:45:04

People often said that Dale was a bit of a casket case.

11/09/22 11:21:28

Not mushroom between those thighs...

02/08/11 10:17:47

And now we go Live to Glastonbury...

28/10/22 11:26:53

"I told ya Daryl was a home-wrecker!"

24/10/22 12:12:43

L. Ron Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch teddy some scientology;
But when he got there,
The cupboard was bare,
So he gave teddy an apology.

19/10/22 21:34:29

"Who's glad I didn't bring the French Horn?"

19/10/22 10:23:58

As usual there was a long waiting list for chip replacements.

26/09/22 11:09:46

Who let M.C. Escher design the multi-storey carpark?!

20/09/22 11:06:30

I went to Turkey for a dental procedure and got properly screwed.

10/09/22 15:09:34

The hit show of the times was 'Ducknosis Murder'.

27/07/11 10:33:40

The motivational quotes at the flatulence clinic caused some upset feelings.

09/11/22 10:16:25

Every room should have a 'Creature Wall'.

08/11/22 9:52:29

King Kone.

01/11/22 12:37:04

"It's a bit too gamey for me"

17/10/22 13:22:26

Cycling Purrficiency.

12/10/22 11:47:52

"Family fun in our new Escape Room!"

06/10/22 16:15:09

Dog: "I definitely herd something..."

04/10/22 8:58:25

Another fun game of Hide & Soak.

23/09/22 15:48:24

I've had so much coffee, I'm completely wired!

17/10/22 21:19:07

Taco Hell

11/10/22 9:20:43

"Blame me all you like, but I'm NOT frigid!"

08/10/22 0:11:20

That classic horror film, The Babo-duck.

05/10/22 19:13:30

Slay it with flowers.

01/10/22 11:56:17

That was the last time Tom Thumb went to a badminton match.

30/09/22 10:29:25

I love the quilt you knitted. Looks like a pizza!

29/09/22 11:08:19

Pug-casso

27/09/22 9:10:55

Filming begins on Rosemary's Baby II.

26/09/22 19:02:58

The label said 'Concentrate', but unfortunately he didn't.

23/09/22 12:02:56

"And these specimens appear to have died after forgetting where they left the car."

22/09/22 19:49:25

"The salmon is ...................... 3 pound a fillet."

"Why the big paws?"

21/09/22 19:15:24

The Lionesses' ranking dropped to 'Mostly Armless'.

21/09/22 9:33:16