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Unfortunately the directions Sue was given went right over her head.
02/10/22 19:42:12
Oh no - This means there's stuffed toys in the shepherds pie.
28/10/22 8:58:22
In the DFS sale - Everything now calf price!
02/11/22 9:13:37
New type of identity theft gives macaws for concern.
20/09/22 21:58:04
"This is for my Only Fangs account"
25/09/22 12:58:27
Mickey says "I Love You" in a roundabout kinda way.
29/09/22 19:34:28
"I swear, I definitely saw the face of Ed Sheeran in this pillar."
06/10/22 19:45:04
People often said that Dale was a bit of a casket case.
11/09/22 11:21:28
Not mushroom between those thighs...
02/08/11 10:17:47
And now we go Live to Glastonbury...
28/10/22 11:26:53
"I told ya Daryl was a home-wrecker!"
24/10/22 12:12:43
L. Ron Hubbard,Went to the cupboard,To fetch teddy some scientology;But when he got there, The cupboard was bare, So he gave teddy an apology.
19/10/22 21:34:29
"Who's glad I didn't bring the French Horn?"
19/10/22 10:23:58
As usual there was a long waiting list for chip replacements.
26/09/22 11:09:46
Who let M.C. Escher design the multi-storey carpark?!
20/09/22 11:06:30
I went to Turkey for a dental procedure and got properly screwed.
10/09/22 15:09:34
The hit show of the times was 'Ducknosis Murder'.
27/07/11 10:33:40
The motivational quotes at the flatulence clinic caused some upset feelings.
09/11/22 10:16:25
Every room should have a 'Creature Wall'.
08/11/22 9:52:29
King Kone.
01/11/22 12:37:04
"It's a bit too gamey for me"
17/10/22 13:22:26
Cycling Purrficiency.
12/10/22 11:47:52
"Family fun in our new Escape Room!"
06/10/22 16:15:09
Dog: "I definitely herd something..."
04/10/22 8:58:25
Another fun game of Hide & Soak.
23/09/22 15:48:24
I've had so much coffee, I'm completely wired!
17/10/22 21:19:07
Taco Hell
11/10/22 9:20:43
"Blame me all you like, but I'm NOT frigid!"
08/10/22 0:11:20
That classic horror film, The Babo-duck.
05/10/22 19:13:30
Slay it with flowers.
01/10/22 11:56:17
That was the last time Tom Thumb went to a badminton match.
30/09/22 10:29:25
I love the quilt you knitted. Looks like a pizza!
29/09/22 11:08:19
Pug-casso
27/09/22 9:10:55
Filming begins on Rosemary's Baby II.
26/09/22 19:02:58
The label said 'Concentrate', but unfortunately he didn't.
23/09/22 12:02:56
"And these specimens appear to have died after forgetting where they left the car."
22/09/22 19:49:25
"The salmon is ...................... 3 pound a fillet.""Why the big paws?"
21/09/22 19:15:24
The Lionesses' ranking dropped to 'Mostly Armless'.
21/09/22 9:33:16
Probably a fungal rash.
comment on caption: Not mushroom between those thighs... [Paul Wharton]
L. Ron Hubbard wouldn't have apologised, if there was nothing there, he'd simply find another way to fleece his followers of money
comment on caption: L. Ron Hubbard,Went to the cupboard,To fetch teddy some scientology;But when he got there, The cupboard was bare, So he gave teddy an apology. [Paul Wharton]
Probably a fungal rash.
10:58am
comment on caption:
Not mushroom between those thighs... [Paul Wharton]
L. Ron Hubbard wouldn't have apologised, if there was nothing there, he'd simply find another way to fleece his followers of money
8:24am
comment on caption:
L. Ron Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch teddy some scientology;
But when he got there,
The cupboard was bare,
So he gave teddy an apology.
[Paul Wharton]