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	lol x2 creative x2 clever Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50	8 28
Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
	lol creative ........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39	1 25
You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^) --Crunchy Chords
	creative clever This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 7:14:55	24

	clever x3 Pasture bedtime 20/09/15 19:05:58	3 24
Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
	lol x2 clever The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36	24

	Ales of the Unexpected 18/09/12 7:17:42	23

	Water Raleigh and Francis Drake 11/08/12 10:01:06	7 23

	"I reared him myself." 14/10/15 19:10:32	21

	lol creative We didn't always have hair dryers 23/09/15 11:15:06	21

	clever Pisa Hut 02/02/15 8:11:39	21

	creative x3 Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult 04/01/13 12:17:10	4 21

	That was a good idea baiting the traps with Haribo 26/11/21 8:01:45	20

	".... see Dave, I told you this car was a "˜pussy magnet'. ..." 11/01/19 12:39:44	20

	clever Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected ......... 29/08/18 7:16:55	20

	lol x2 We asked 10 cats if they preferred Whiskas ...... here's what the other two said, for those of you who have always wondered. 14/08/14 11:12:52	20

	lol "Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?" 27/03/13 8:13:37	1 20
Well, it was at a knock down price. --Dan Dan
	creative Squatters move in after Tennant moves on 06/03/13 12:03:16	20

	"You said ...'write something punchy' ..." 27/09/18 8:12:20	19

	clever x2 Fissure men 29/09/17 11:07:00	19

	creative x2 A boy named Sioux 22/04/14 11:10:33	19

	creative "Sorry officer, I didn't see the light." 22/04/14 7:43:23	19

	"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?" 21/11/12 20:05:21	19

	Plaquerazzi 04/11/12 8:22:33	19

	Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date. 23/04/12 10:05:15	17 19

	Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline. 09/09/14 7:10:27	18

	creative Some adverts just blow you away. 12/08/14 13:06:38	18

	lol "You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?" 10/01/13 20:05:29	18

	This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age 30/10/12 20:05:12	18

	Top Queer 20/07/12 19:09:55	18

	Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.' 23/04/12 19:24:43	18

	Mick’s - in – bowl 22/04/12 19:00:33	18

	ten-tickles 19/09/11 10:04:11	4 18
Am I only the one who thinks this is no better than below average??? --Grover D. Bluebottle IV
	lol "S**t ..... where's the baby?" 07/10/18 20:06:28	1 18
Thank you for this one. I've had to Super Vote cos I'm... ahem still tittering. --Vivvy En
	lol Stan has an itchy bum .... sadly for him, he doesn't know his arse from his elbow. 30/11/16 21:09:12	18

	lol x3 "Smell that ..... I'll give you a clue, it's not Scampi Fries." 21/09/16 7:03:57	18

	The bills are piling up at the door. 21/08/15 19:41:17	18

	Vowel movements will also not be tolerated. 29/05/15 19:33:21	2 18
No swimming if you are in-consonant. --Dan Nicholls
	"I think the hoover bag might be full love." 16/11/18 9:28:54	17

	"I thought you said it was spitting distance "¦"¦"¦" 07/09/18 11:14:23	17

	"Quick, QUICK ...... Duracell anyone ..." 07/05/18 19:51:12	17

	lol Pint and a small house swine 29/05/17 19:10:09	17

	High in fibre 19/05/17 20:20:59	17

	The Officer's Mess 15/09/16 19:08:36	17

	lol Neil was seeing other girls behind her back. 03/09/16 7:04:25	17

	lol "The good news is, we didn't find any drugs. The bad news ..... you have an enlarged prostate ..." 07/06/16 20:35:02	1 17
Love it! --Greg Curtis
	lol "OK ......... got a signal, stay there folks. Hi Mum ....... " 14/09/15 7:11:51	17

	lol Not-work Rail 01/03/15 20:26:38	17

	The tree had no chance once Ivy took hold. 10/11/14 10:39:15	17

	lol The nursery school bus crash into the Piranha infested water made identifying the remains of the kids a tricky task. 02/09/14 19:21:02	1 17
Great caption. Could reword slightly to make it "snappier":"After a nursery school bus crashed into Piranha-infested water, identifying remains was tricky."or"Identifying remains was tricky after a nursery school... --Chris Beach
	Fathers for just chips 15/08/14 7:08:48	17

	Sister'S ledge 22/04/14 19:06:07	17

	Pump Fiction 08/01/14 12:10:39	17

	lol "Ooh you are nautical.............but I like you" 09/05/13 7:36:29	1 17
Gnaw/tickle? --Ross Davidson
	Those with a nut allergy.. look away now 06/06/12 19:18:31	17

	clever “Ahhh Tony, l remember when I was young catching crabs on this beach..” “You’ve got no worries on that front now Hatty” 25/11/21 12:06:07	16

	"The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery" 09/08/18 11:08:20	16

	clever Mick was not entirely happy with the terms of his bale conditions. 03/01/18 8:27:59	16

	lol Papua New Guinea Rotisserie 19/10/17 7:26:57	1 16
Here, have a Vivvy Super Vote, you've earned it. I've just bobbed into Tesco for a few provisions and absolutely lost it at the sight of the rotisserie. Cracked up, well done! I can't shop there again for a few weeks tho. --Vivvy En
	lol The wife said .."Do you think you could do something with that skip in the driveway?" Challenge accepted ..... I thought 29/09/17 7:04:49	16

	The boys in the gang were worried that at any time they could be facing the sack (nod to 12.07) 25/08/17 11:11:02	9 16
I heard it was due to cut backs --Ross Davidson
	lol Where are they now ...... Lionel Blair 25/03/17 21:11:57	1 16
Brilliant! Can't stop laughing --Welsh Rarebit
	Skuldruggery 08/12/16 8:16:20	16

	lol "Just buy a bloody unicycle." 28/11/16 12:29:59	3 16
A caption about a bmx will not impress me at all; however a unicycle one wheel! --Andrea Hickling
	Before being souped up. 15/10/15 11:27:06	16

	creative People are not coming to fairground so much so we had to reduce the staff. 02/10/15 7:53:25	16

	lol "I picked it up at a car boot sale." 18/08/15 19:07:28	16

	Chilean Miners release unseen pictures 08/01/15 20:14:47	16

	"I used to be a Hell's Angel but that's all behind me now." 11/11/14 21:38:47	16

	lol "No love, I said I want to look at a Hospice" 26/10/14 20:00:22	16

	creative Having been caught pedalling again, this time Maria was given a longer sentence 13/03/14 20:22:54	16

	A pot belly would be useful at this point 05/03/14 12:02:57	16

	The hat and cape were reviewed as 'cheap looking and unconvincing' - ( Witch Magazine ) 27/02/14 12:02:52	16

	"I am not turning around until I get those f**king drums back" 11/02/14 12:11:43	16

	Caption.me apologises for delays in seeing some pictures due to the Golf coverage 30/01/14 8:11:10	1 16
As a golfer I was about to suggest cricket coverage when the penny finally dropped.....Excellent caption. --Ian Mclaren
	lol "Abandon Shit!" 17/01/14 12:45:17	16

	50% off all bikes at Halfords. 25/10/13 11:16:18	16

	creative Uncle Brian had been there for 3 hours reading the suspiciously large book since we put the Viagra in his breakfast. 14/06/13 11:38:25	16

	The Copse had him surrounded. 10/06/13 7:44:41	16

	"What's up Doc?" 18/02/13 12:01:36	16

	"Soft Scoop Icecream my arse" 06/01/13 20:06:27	3 16

	A near myth 22/08/12 11:06:19	16

	Esther had no problems achieving her 'miserable little shit badge' 24/05/12 19:05:49	16

	I came looking for Pluto not Uranus 20/03/12 20:21:01	16

	Don't worry we'll stop pulling bits out once the buzzer sounds 17/03/12 20:01:44	16

	Tell meow this happened. 18/12/11 22:14:57	1 16

	He's from the Isle of Man 09/12/11 11:25:52	4 16

	Warning...May contain nuts. 07/11/11 20:15:43	16

	Pick it, lick it, roll it and flick it. 05/06/13 11:07:10	15

	"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later." 03/04/13 11:33:50	1 15
Under a vest? --Isla gray
	Eyefull Tower 01/12/12 20:07:04	1 15

	Ground Coffee 15/09/12 7:17:27	15

	Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates. 08/08/12 20:35:22	3 15

	Guinesstrone 25/06/12 19:15:25	15

	clever When Rav started his sponsored plank, his friends were inclined to support. 18/10/22 11:25:49	1 15

	“ Hi boys only me, don’t worry if you can’t get to the phone ….. just to say I am going to be a bit late. I have just remembered I need to pop to B&Q and get that Carbon Monoxide monitor you keep going on about Dave .. see you in a bit … bye for now” 21/11/21 20:53:58	15

	" ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but ....." 22/05/20 19:10:34	15

	"It's like art ... only boulder" 14/09/19 11:47:22	15

	clever ...... and so the revolution begins 18/11/18 21:04:28	1 15
The Peasants are revolving --Mr Dome
	lol Baseball caps ........ maybe they should come with instructions. 07/03/18 12:06:59	15

	Trill seeker 06/02/18 21:14:08	15

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Welcome to the site Iva and thank you for your comments. I have to say that I am a little confused as you have voted for this one, which you feel is farcically the subject of a rigged vote and not voted for the one you felt should win. Have you voted for the wrong caption in error?
If you want some reassurance as to the measures taken to avoid any collusion in voting then Chris Beach is the administrator and originator of the site and I am sure that he would be happy to explain how things work.

(caption author)

11/10/15
5:20pm

comment on caption:
The light seemed to need servicing rather a lot since the young model moved in next door. [John Llamas]

I have a sneaky feeling Iver couldn't vote.... because it's his own caption.

[anon]

11/10/15
5:31pm

comment on caption:
The light seemed to need servicing rather a lot since the young model moved in next door. [John Llamas]

Wow - quite an impression for your first day. Rude, egotistical and bad grammar. I have no way of knowing who has written what captions and likewise nobody else knows which one is mine. I am sure that, with your natural charm, you will amass plenty of friends to vote for yours, if that is what floats your boat. As far as your opinion on my caption goes - I really do not care what you think however I do care when you insult the integrity of those who have voted - Andrea, Spud Gunn, John Glover, Zac Kramer, Lucky Elperro, Ron Allen and Michael Winner did not know that the caption was mine and do not deserve to be insulted by someone who cannot construct a sentence nor understand the meaning of literally.

John Llamas

11/10/15
7:01pm

comment on caption:
The light seemed to need servicing rather a lot since the young model moved in next door. [John Llamas]

Vinyl?

Chris Beach

(admin)

20/01/16
6:04pm

comment on caption:
When she was younger she wore vinyl. [John Llamas]

Thanks Chris - wrong glasses on today

(caption author)

20/01/16
6:20pm

comment on caption:
When she was younger she wore vinyl. [John Llamas]

What did Diana Ross say at the sea food restaurant? I want mussels.

Michael Monkhouse

01/03/16
10:45am

comment on caption:
Unfortunately, Ellie preferred a man with Mussels [John Llamas]

Sometimes the obvious makes me laugh the loudest.
(I like to read captions out loud).

Guideaux

21/03/16
8:20pm

comment on caption:
"Om nom nom nom." [John Llamas]

"Eamonn, mate"?

Chris Beach

(admin)

05/04/16
11:55am

comment on caption:
"Eamonn mate, d'ya mind moving down the front?" [John Llamas]

Yeh, you're right Chris ....... I was trying to make it non specific but poor old Eamonn is synonymous with implying a lard arse scenario - cheers

(caption author)

05/04/16
12:02pm

comment on caption:
"Eamonn mate, d'ya mind moving down the front?" [John Llamas]

Would that be the same ex tractor fan who rushed into a burning building filled with smoke..took a deep breath in, ran out and exhaled all the smoke..thus saving the residents..?