Great caption. Could reword slightly to make it "snappier":"After a nursery school bus crashed into Piranha-infested water, identifying remains was tricky."or"Identifying remains was tricky after a nursery school... --Chris Beach
Here, have a Vivvy Super Vote, you've earned it. I've just bobbed into Tesco for a few provisions and absolutely lost it at the sight of the rotisserie. Cracked up, well done! I can't shop there again for a few weeks tho. --Vivvy En
Frankie Dettori is a giant in my eyes. Jockies are not recognised for the sportsmen they are, they may be small but they are brave. In Rugby you might get hit by a 18 stone forward but compare that with a horse landing on you.
It is a diminutive character who looks an awful lot like Frankie. I made no derogatory remark about him or jockeys. I am well aware of the risks they face, which they do willingly. It very much feels like there is little I can write at the moment without offending someone. Maybe that's my cue to take a break
It is a witty caption and I didn't read the previous post as a criticism. Certainly, no reason to take a break - damn sight better than anything I can come up with at the moment! At times we can be too sensitive... please carry on captioneering.
Don't take a break, your caption is not offensive, I was just sticking up for Jockey's as everyone only seemed to focus on how small they can be. Frankie as a big personality and I bet he could Tap Dance if he wanted to.
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Frankie Dettori is a giant in my eyes. Jockies are not recognised for the sportsmen they are, they may be small but they are brave. In Rugby you might get hit by a 18 stone forward but compare that with a horse landing on you.
5:35pm
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Frankie Dettori to switch life in the saddle for tap dancing [John Llamas]
It is a diminutive character who looks an awful lot like Frankie. I made no derogatory remark about him or jockeys. I am well aware of the risks they face, which they do willingly. It very much feels like there is little I can write at the moment without offending someone. Maybe that's my cue to take a break
6:10pm
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Frankie Dettori to switch life in the saddle for tap dancing [John Llamas]
It is a witty caption and I didn't read the previous post as a criticism. Certainly, no reason to take a break - damn sight better than anything I can come up with at the moment! At times we can be too sensitive... please carry on captioneering.
6:23pm
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Frankie Dettori to switch life in the saddle for tap dancing [John Llamas]
Don't take a break, your caption is not offensive, I was just sticking up for Jockey's as everyone only seemed to focus on how small they can be. Frankie as a big personality and I bet he could Tap Dance if he wanted to.
8:41pm
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Frankie Dettori to switch life in the saddle for tap dancing [John Llamas]
Wouldnt Brian be sluggish on roundabouts! Tee hee
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1:11pm
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I named it Ermintrude as it's also a bit sluggish on roundabouts [John Llamas]
Papal account
5:55pm
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Papal Account Welcome [John Llamas]
Wasn't sure if I put Papal that people would get the Paypal bit but the votes speak volumes so let's give it a try. Thanks BG
6:01pm
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Papal Account Welcome [John Llamas]
X-D
9:46am
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Aero-naughty-tickle [John Llamas]
Brilliant, but it needs a bit of tweaking on the timing. How about
"Hmmm", thought Heston.... "perhaps a soupçon less nitroglycerin in the chilli next time..."
:)
10:43am
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"Hmmm", thought Heston.... "perhaps a soupçon less nitroglycerin in the Pavlova next time..." [John Llamas]
- have changed it thanks Michael
12:20pm
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"Hmmm", thought Heston.... "perhaps a soupçon less nitroglycerin in the Pavlova next time..." [John Llamas]