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John Llamas

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Caption	29		0	0			5	0			10,961	20,634	12
Photo	10		0	0			0	0			1	0
Comment	13		0	0			0	0			371	285	32
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			66	0

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Photo	0			0			654	30
Comment	0			0			81	48
Suggested Edit	0			0			3	15

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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

........ just posting some pictures of my trip

This sort of thing just makes me cross

Pasture bedtime

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

Ales of the Unexpected

Water Raleigh and Francis Drake

"I reared him myself."

We didn't always have hair dryers

Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult

That was a good idea baiting the traps with Haribo

".... see Dave, I told you this car was a "˜pussy magnet'. ..."

Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected .........

We asked 10 cats if they preferred Whiskas ...... here's what the other two said, for those of you who have always wondered.

"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?"

Squatters move in after Tennant moves on

"You said ...'write something punchy' ..."

A boy named Sioux

"Sorry officer, I didn't see the light."

"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?"

Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.

Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline.

Some adverts just blow you away.

"You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?"

This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age

Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.'

Mick’s - in – bowl

"S**t ..... where's the baby?"

Stan has an itchy bum .... sadly for him, he doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Smell that ..... I'll give you a clue, it's not Scampi Fries."

The bills are piling up at the door.

Vowel movements will also not be tolerated.

“OK, OK ……. another idea I had was a kind of fusion between Goggle Box and Naked Attraction but with a Clarkson’s farm twist where we slaughter one of the guests and the public can vote …….”

"I think the hoover bag might be full love."

"I thought you said it was spitting distance "¦"¦"¦"

"Quick, QUICK ...... Duracell anyone ..."

Pint and a small house swine

The Officer's Mess

Neil was seeing other girls behind her back.

"The good news is, we didn't find any drugs. The bad news ..... you have an enlarged prostate ..."

"OK ......... got a signal, stay there folks. Hi Mum ....... "

The tree had no chance once Ivy took hold.

The nursery school bus crash into the Piranha infested water made identifying the remains of the kids a tricky task.