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Ethy

Back after a few life changing events...hopefully I haven't lost my sense of humour...such as it was.

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Caption	10		0	0			0	0			1,483	2,600	73
Photo	10		0	1	8		0	0			38	132	13
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			89	11	97
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			25	0

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Caption	0			0			1,694	100
Photo	0	0		0			104	74
Comment	0			0			22	75

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“This service is suspended until further notice”

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It's a sex life Jim, but not as we know it.

One thing LED to another....

Braking and entering

Mystery virus affects trunks and branches, then leaves.

So much prettier than a catheter bag.

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Winners of the Eurovision Thong Contest.

Auld Lang's Sign

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Ken's taste in wallpaper was quite Conservative.

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Quick....they're going fast.

The great thing about the new variant of bird flu; you can tell who’s got it .

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Recently widowed, she consoled herself.

Pat finally succumbed to peer pressure.

Zoe Ball needs new sign to keep her Fatboy Slim.

Sacha Barrel Cohen

"Get the tube map up, we're supposed to be at Liverpool Street not Sesame Street."

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Despite their education, Rupert and Sebastian never understood girls and their cycles.

One would assume he has an incredibly small penis.

It seemed like a good idea, but unfortunately it backfired.

Morecambe and Eyes.

Apparently the Frogs call it a Ménage à Trois.

"I'm not paying. Put it on the tabby."

Sadly, it had been years since he was laid.

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster. But we can't do heads."

A Damien Thirst.

Jerry got plastered at the 19th hole.

Hide and squeak

While my guitar gently weeps.

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the furriest one of all?"

A reptile dysfunction.