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This caption is fake news, it can't be from his pubes -- he has none to spare, they've all been transplanted to his head.
7:53pm
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First pictures of Trump's personal gift to Putin, perfect for Russian winters, a willy warmer made from his own pubes. [Ethy]
...no fun without the buoys.
11:41am
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Bored game [Ethy]
He's got a lot of balls to ride it.
7:27pm
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One would assume he has an incredibly small penis. [Ethy]
And the beardtongue.
12:53pm
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The best bit about floral sex was his beard. [Ethy]
It's often misdiagnosed as psittacosis.
7:49am
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The great thing about the new variant of bird flu; you can tell who’s got it . [Ethy]
Just looking through your pics and this one cracked me up Ethy. Xxxxx
1:59pm
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"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster.
But we can't do heads." [Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe]
Have to admit this is a recycled caption of mine .... but hitherto that seems to be okay, intellectual property and that :)
9:28pm
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Braking and entering [Ethy]
🎶 Alive and Skipping 🎶
9:12pm
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Simple things please simple minds [Ethy]
You've just made me realise what a genocidal dish chicken omelette is.
8:42pm
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Chicken omelette...deconstructed. [Ethy]
Sorry Capt Auth, just noticed my theme dupe a minute or so after your caption. Have edited mine now.
8:58pm
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3c.... How to wash your underwear after embarrassing accidents. [Ethy]