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A nice, dark, poignant commentary on man's inhumanity to hens.
1:22pm
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Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they remembered when all this used to be fields. [Neil Mackenzie]
''There's nothing wrong with the cat. Don't be such a warrior.''
8:13am
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Either Sam or I have to take the Cat to the Vet. [Neil Mackenzie]
That's a great story but I don't get the point. Are you praising the dog or cursing it?
3:43pm
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When I was courting, my girlfriend said it was over and stormed off. Her dog was having none of it and ran back to me. She couldn’t get the dog to come calling its name and had to come back for the dog. Luckily we made up and married thirty nine years ago. If it wasn’t for that dog I might still have been single. [Neil Mackenzie]
A bit of both, perhaps 80% praise and 20% curse.
3:53pm
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When I was courting, my girlfriend said it was over and stormed off. Her dog was having none of it and ran back to me. She couldn’t get the dog to come calling its name and had to come back for the dog. Luckily we made up and married thirty nine years ago. If it wasn’t for that dog I might still have been single. [Neil Mackenzie]
It would cause too much confusion...
a coat of orange shellac, and Trump and I would be twins.
12:29pm
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So since the Muppet Show ended you’ve been out of work? That’s correct Doctor. Have you considered Politics? [Neil Mackenzie]
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9:00am
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Dave was going to get a lot done Today because he had a full head of steam. [Neil Mackenzie]
Irish rent boys are called hitmen? 🤔
You learn something new every day 😂
6:58pm
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The Democrats had hired an Irish Hitman. He was going to attempt to suck Trumps brains out. [Neil Mackenzie]
Creative, caption author 😁
I imagine if Sausage Party were to be set in Glasgow this might be the result.
The Mars Bar cocooned in golden batter survived the boiling hot fat dip, but the screams you hear are not the muffled ones of him being munched down afterwards 😱
5:22pm
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Now children it was a dark and rainy night when an innocent Mars bar was plucked from his box. His shiny clothes were ripped from him and completely naked he was plunged into fish smelling batter. Did he drown? No! much worse. He was lifted out thinking he was to be spared, only to be dropped into boiling hot fat. They say his screams can be heard to this day if you pass that chip shop in Glasgow. [Neil Mackenzie]
Talk about a Hum-Bugger!
7:28pm
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Step 1:- Make one of these. Step 2:- Tell your kids it’s Santa. Step 3:- Drown him in the Mop Bucket. Step 4:- Tell the kids there won’t be any presents this year. Follow me for more tips on how to pay your gas bill this Christmas. [Neil Mackenzie]
Now, she's a "Wean'o."
4:46pm
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She was taken from her Mom too soon, she’s been on the bottle ever since. [Neil Mackenzie]