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	creative clever x2 It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19	26

	Semi Dethatched. 30/07/12 10:02:32	3 18

	lol Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show "˜Take Me Out' a little too literally. 22/06/13 12:27:18	16

	Yet another funny one liner. 12/06/12 10:32:29	14

	Lard of the flies. 29/07/12 10:02:52	12

	The good dye young. 30/06/12 10:41:46	12

	Topless bus tour. 08/06/12 19:01:06	12

	The London CSEye 05/12/11 20:00:09	12

	Peter and Mary were into light bondage. 17/11/11 21:00:36	12

	They were good time girls. 24/01/17 20:17:46	11

	Dave got off his horse to drink his milk. 18/05/14 8:34:26	11

	lol I pity the pool. 18/06/13 7:13:38	11

	Bone appÃ©tit. 06/06/13 11:37:17	1 11
...and remember: I'll be right here if you need meat. --Greg Curtis
	Thyme gentlemen please. 25/06/12 19:00:46	11

	Joseph wasn’t too happy at being left to do all the donkey work. 23/12/11 20:15:31	11

	Fart Deco 10/11/11 21:13:57	5 11
Thanks to everyone who has voted for me! :-) --William Kay
	It was Jeff's turn to host the Roy Orbison fanclub's annual get together. 21/05/14 7:47:15	10

	Heart Deco. 27/05/13 20:35:08	10

	No peace for the wickerd. 28/07/12 19:20:26	10

	Dead heat. 16/07/12 19:00:27	10

	The Pile High Club. 07/12/11 20:03:36	10

	Happy SquealÂ® 19/08/18 20:07:40	9

	It would barely paper over the crack. 24/06/13 7:22:45	9

	It was a clear case of Police brew-tality. 15/11/11 22:08:03	9

	The choux is on the other foot 18/08/18 11:49:04	8

	Tinkercell. 05/07/14 19:22:45	8

	"Mr Bowie, your space oddity has arrived." 21/05/14 13:56:58	8

	Can you tell what it is yeti? 16/05/14 8:12:49	8

	The bear bones 06/06/13 11:00:11	8

	Puppetsteering. 04/06/13 13:53:33	8

	Bad chair day. 22/07/12 19:00:18	8

	I see head people 28/01/17 20:49:02	7

	Somehow France's answer to the Great Sphinx of Giza didn't quite cut the mustard. 20/01/17 12:37:05	7

	As far as the eyecan see. 22/05/14 19:58:18	7

	The local Korean restaurant had run out of their signature dish. 25/06/13 19:39:27	7

	There was a Price on Evil Bert's head 05/06/13 19:00:10	7

	Home Over. 30/07/12 10:00:08	7

	Upwardly mobile. 21/07/12 19:01:34	7

	Lady Muck. 11/07/12 10:00:31	7

	Largeville. 06/12/11 20:51:48	1 7

	The Mask of Sorrow 01/12/11 20:00:14	7

	Rhythm and Snooze 14/11/11 21:45:16	7

	Tea for shrew 05/07/14 11:00:11	6

	When tush comes to dove 24/06/13 11:00:29	6

	The girls failed in their attempt to start a mutiny on the Mountie. 22/06/13 12:19:34	6

	Comic Strip search 11/06/13 7:01:27	6

	Proof that you should feed your cat a balanced diet. 04/06/13 19:18:33	6

	The cat who got the beam 04/06/13 19:00:14	6

	The Desert Storm food is so hot that some call it a weapon of ass destruction. 04/06/13 8:08:36	6

	They were mermaid for each other. 29/05/13 13:44:53	6

	More bunny than sense. 20/07/12 10:01:19	6

	Suck it dry. 04/07/12 19:00:48	6

	Jeff cut off his nose, eyes, ears, mouth and hair to spite his face. 26/06/12 19:21:22	6

	Radio High Five. 24/06/12 10:10:16	6

	Mistakes and Ladders. 10/06/12 10:02:22	6

	Ramekin Skywalker. 02/01/12 21:36:03	6

	We're gonna need a bigger phone box. 06/12/11 20:25:12	6

	Peter was up for some afternoon de-light. 17/11/11 20:39:40	6

	Cuber Eats 17/10/22 17:48:54	6

	Art Ghetto 01/02/17 12:00:12	2 6
In a good, or bad way? --William Kay
	The new company logo decal proved they were a Mickey Mouse organisation. 12/01/17 21:25:01	6

	In a weird game of formaldehyde and seek, Daisy attempted to evade capture by Damien Hirst. 12/01/17 20:37:05	6

	She bought it from Toys-R-JesUs. 23/04/22 20:20:48	5

	Vlad was happy to announce that the Kyiv had definitely fallen 16/04/22 19:00:19	1 5
Made me chuckle 😊 --Mr Dome
	A fault with a deadly weapon. 27/01/17 8:58:02	5

	Panty Clockwise 24/01/17 20:43:50	5

	Dave was getting a little old for the baby carrier. 20/05/14 7:31:50	5

	The Kama Sutra washing machine position was both dirty and clean at the same time. 28/06/13 19:12:53	5

	It was a nice summer's day and Liz had decided to wear her little black number. 28/06/13 7:17:04	5

	iDunes 27/06/13 19:35:04	5

	It's not CÃ³rdoba until the fat laddie sings. 22/06/13 19:09:15	5

	Hippy Hour. 14/06/13 19:08:39	5

	Fart Attack 10/06/13 11:00:07	5

	Fart Deco. 03/06/13 7:04:56	1 5
chuckle chuckle --Ross Davidson
	MasaiPad 09/06/12 11:13:42	5

	Put the cat amongst the religions. 03/01/12 20:58:49	5

	Hearth Vader. 02/01/12 20:50:46	5

	Lady Ga Ga had a few storkers. 28/11/11 20:02:24	5

	Don’t mock the boat. 20/11/11 20:12:43	5

	The eyewitnesses have described the suspect as a well known tea leaf. 15/11/11 20:53:59	5

	Tom was diagnosed with borderline skip-zophrenia 11/11/11 21:13:03	5

	It was nominated for the Spooker Prize, the critics said it was a real page burner. 19/10/22 21:05:09	4

	Big Willie's neighbour had pianist envy 07/02/17 15:19:01	4

	Ostrich racing will never take off. 05/02/17 22:41:43	4

	Hair by Nicky Clarke, check - âœ“ All over tan, check - âœ“ Make up, check - âœ“ Body hair waxed, check - âœ“ Boob job, check - âœ“ Designer glasses, check - âœ“ Expensive jewellery, check - âœ“ Revealing sexy black dress, check - âœ“ Finally, Maria had decided to go on the game. 14/01/17 12:38:43	4

	It was a sure sign that Dick was going in the right erection. 12/01/17 15:16:35	4

	Christ, look what the big cat dragged in! 06/07/14 16:16:56	4

	Jeff had unwittingly painted himself into a corner. 24/05/14 9:43:31	4

	On death throw. 19/05/14 19:22:34	4

	DooTube. 30/08/13 7:50:07	4

	All right - it was me! I let the dogs out! Get over it! No need to make a song and dance about the subject! 26/06/13 7:32:45	4

	You'll wonder where the teeth went when you brush your teeth with Pepsi-dent. 23/06/13 20:43:17	4

	Cold Comfort. 20/06/13 19:32:37	4

	Blind drunk. 01/06/13 11:35:35	4

	Bob couldn't wait to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle. 29/05/13 13:50:16	4

	A bad case of wigger mortis. 27/07/12 11:09:25	1 4

	Not all chair. 22/07/12 19:06:28	4

	Dry humor. 04/07/12 19:00:36	4

	Mr Potato Head. 26/06/12 19:00:12	4

	Plate Spinsters. 11/06/12 19:26:50	4