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Matthew Carr

Signed Up:13 years ago

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Quotas and Scores

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	clever Tom Daley struggled to find places to practise during lockdown 21/05/22 19:23:24	7

	Curiosity may not have killed the cat, but he was never the same again. 25/05/22 19:24:03	6

	I had to retire from the convent school because I didn’t have any pupils… 23/05/22 12:29:00	4

	Dave knew he was in for a treat when the wanking attachment clicked into place 30/05/22 11:18:30	3

	Raymond Briggs fans were surprised by the change of tone in his latest work. 30/05/22 11:14:13	3

	I told the escort agency not to send me a big bird but this isn’t what I had in mind… 22/05/22 19:36:05	3

	You like my T-shirt? It cost me an arm and a leg! 30/05/22 9:30:22	2

	Don’t worry, sweetie, this is nacho dolly 25/05/22 11:21:23	2

	Baby Got Back 24/05/22 9:16:29	2

	Yeah, the previous occupant was a synchronised swimmer. Just disappeared one day… 23/05/22 19:32:01	2

	"What's black and white and red all over? You if you try taking the last piece of cake again" 23/05/22 14:52:58	2

	“Honey, we never should have let the pets watch the Red Wedding episode with us” 22/05/22 17:31:33	2