Of course my teeth are chattering we've not had the heating on all month.

18/11/22 21:17:35

Rehearsals for Britain's Got talent are in full swing.

12/11/22 20:02:38

Sometimes it is hard to tell the difference between constipation and concentration.

01/12/22 21:09:58

Yappy hour.

09/12/22 17:26:40

Denzil was determined not to pay for luggage on his flight.

18/11/22 21:20:10

Never mind the bullocks.

19/11/22 22:20:04

Poultry in motion.

12/11/22 20:18:18

How to get a family of five into the cinema for the cost of one ticket.

10/12/22 21:48:39

After bringing up five kids on his own raising the Titanic was a piece of cake.

29/10/22 21:29:39

Look what the tide dragged in.

30/09/22 20:21:44

The photographers were invited along for a fruit shoot.

01/04/23 17:57:24

If you don't pay a scaffolder on time it never ends well.

01/04/23 17:53:35

Another zoom meeting turns into a catastrophe.

14/01/23 11:20:12

And lead him not into temptation.

31/12/22 18:53:31

Leg end meets legend.

31/12/22 18:35:58

After telling people that he never wore anything under his kilt his pants suddenly caught fire.

17/12/22 19:05:29

Little Mix finally call it a day.

15/12/22 20:49:20

The wheel of fortune.

15/12/22 20:41:51

When people asked him what his job was he claimed that he was a bookkeeper.

03/12/22 23:34:02

Cry if you win, cry if you lose.

29/10/22 21:36:37

Why are all naughty kids tarred with the same brush?

12/10/22 16:05:01

Before x-factor singing talent was seen as more important than sex appeal.

30/09/22 20:30:18

A three foot pizza sure takes some topping.

30/09/22 20:23:52

He was really Inter Flora.

21/09/22 21:21:48