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Paul Hair

Caption Wins:66

Signed Up:13 years ago

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Caption	10		0	0			0	0			2,198	4,579	49
Photo	10		0	0			0	0			0	0
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			151	25	86
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0

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The riding's on the wall.

"For He's a Jolly Good Feller..."

Lust in Translation.

The Lunch Back of Notre-Dame

The Caked Crusader

Regular vowel movement.

Breakfast on Tiffany

Broke bike mountain.

"I'm getting a faint aroma of old newspapers, half-eaten cheese sandwiches and rotting fruit, with just a hint of urine."

Inn at the deep end

"How's your husband's funeral business going?" "Good thank you, but he does have a tendency to bring his work home with him."

5 Scar Restaurant

🎵 Born tabby wild 🎵

Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables.

Dave was bored with wearing his hair in a bun.

Sale of the Sensory.

Everybody's gone surfing, surfing U.A.E.

Blend in the clowns.

Old Skull Reunion.

"Smile Hitler."

"My other car is a Porch."

Staring at defeat.

Rage Against the Latrine

Not even Superman can stop The Incredible Sulk

🎵Ivory bodies gone surfin'......🎵

Dinero is served

Arse-tit-ulated lorry.

The March Hair.

Steve had become the hare to a small fortune.

If you look closely at this sculpture you can tell it's a forgery.

Driving Miss Dozy.

"Here's some of the money I owe you....the rest is in lieu."

♫ You've got that Gloving Feline ♫

"Right lads, we'll set up camp here for tonight, and push on to the summit in the morning."

"Gran, I see you've caught that nasty bug that's been going around."

"Rum Rabbit, rum Rabbit, rum, rum, rum."

Cheesy listening.

Andy was running late so breakfast had to be abbreviated.

This is not just any store, this is an S&M store.

"Time to round-up the chickens."

"Does my bun look big in this?"

Secret trials of high-tech solution to the Northern Ireland border issue prove successful.

A Flock Of Threegirls