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	lol x2 creative x2 See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 7:30:37	2 24
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
	Cupid Stunts 30/08/12 11:00:16	19

	Yep, you're right she's not wearing any knickers! 21/12/19 10:04:38	3 18
Dandruff on her boots, a dead giveaway. --John Glover
	Pamela Sanderson 09/02/18 21:19:11	1 16

	lol This is not just any Cucumber..This is a S&M Cucumber 14/02/13 20:14:14	16

	That Spray Tan..really works.. 02/03/13 8:10:07	1 15
lets hope she doesn't streak --Isla gray
	clever Wheelchair thieves operate in this area 08/03/20 14:18:02	15

	Fashion Police 24/09/17 11:08:36	15

	Pick your Own 16/09/17 7:49:05	15

	lol x2 When is this bloody thing going to hatch? 18/11/19 18:06:21	14

	For God's sake Fred I've been looking all over for that Multi LED Torch!! 19/08/18 9:42:37	14

	clever Carbie-Doll 31/08/17 20:01:58	14

	Mary liked staying at the Static Caravan park 20/01/14 9:03:18	14

	Please remain seated through out the entire performance 26/08/12 19:06:43	2 14

	Hey Dude.. good to see you.. Pull up a Stool 08/05/14 21:14:18	13

	clever Helen came from a colorful background 22/09/17 11:29:43	13

	Rockerfellers 20/08/17 11:42:16	13

	Hot off the Press 22/09/16 11:53:51	13

	Next time do it in the cat litter box provided! 23/09/21 21:10:03	1 12
Winnie ... the poo! --John Glover
	Aloe Vera, can you hear me?? 15/01/17 22:17:35	12

	Rob was disqualified from the Barbara Streisand Sculpture awards 09/01/16 14:19:56	1 12
"â™« Song bird sings from the heart. Each word will tear you apart."(Actual lyric from the song "Songbird," sung by Streisand.) --Greg Curtis
	creative He should have had Toucans, that would have made him feel better! 03/04/14 8:33:30	12

	No...I've not eaten the Christmas tree.What ever gave you that idea? 19/02/14 8:30:23	12

	Dolly Mixtures 07/11/12 12:00:23	12

	That's a tatty looking car 18/09/21 11:51:23	11

	Eye Candy 26/07/17 8:01:07	11

	Iron Maiden 30/04/17 11:05:40	11

	lol x2 PauL Hollywood post Bake Off 01/09/16 19:01:00	2 11
- So Paul, before we start discussing your son's manners in class, would you like a cup of tea?- YEAH, GOT ANY JAFFA CAKES MATE? --Tiny Alien
	For God-sake Jessica You've got to start wearing deodorant! 29/02/16 8:15:02	11

	Virginia Wolf 04/05/15 7:43:08	11

	â™¬ Goodness Gracious..Great Balls of Fire â™¬ 10/03/15 9:43:28	11

	Take me to your Feeder 17/03/13 21:07:07	10

	Hi, This is Lorraine I would like to make a Doctors Appointment I need to speak with her about this new HRT she has put me on. 25/02/13 9:02:39	10

	FTSE 08/07/12 19:00:38	10

	I couldn't decide what to wear..so I wore everything 09/01/18 16:51:38	10

	Now just take a few more steps back Ethel.. ETHEL???? 24/08/17 7:28:45	10

	clever MOM.... Nan thinks she's in the toilet again!! 01/07/16 20:07:37	10

	Pool Shark 14/01/16 9:38:57	10

	Caerphilly, he lowers himself down. 07/01/18 10:08:38	9

	Spot..Come here Spot.. 25/11/17 8:24:31	9

	Honestly Simon,Your such a Drama queen I only asked you to change the baby's nappies 31/10/16 9:55:17	9

	Where's that Bloody Hot Air Balloon? 27/08/16 7:14:51	9

	Still trying to put out Keith Floyd's Body 08/08/16 8:30:34	9

	Isle of Skye 07/08/16 20:13:19	9

	I hate Holidaying in France!! 08/07/16 15:49:19	9

	In Australia they don't give Triple X 20/02/15 13:49:13	9

	OK.. Who Took the Ladder??? 04/10/14 20:16:09	9

	Skeleton Staff now operate in the Library 22/09/12 19:05:07	9

	Brothers in arms 11/05/12 20:36:21	9

	You tell him he's using the Christening Font 27/05/19 15:45:50	8

	Sorry Fiona, I Can't hear what your saying 12/12/18 8:15:40	8

	Who's idea was it to put Ena Sharples in goal? 10/02/18 9:47:48	8

	Fashion with a twist. 05/11/17 8:02:57	8

	Now part lips with tongue, slip tongue in mouth and roll it around a bit continue to press lips with your lips 03/09/16 7:11:25	8

	Scullywags 02/11/15 8:15:06	3 8
Can I go back to bed please? --GeeDee
	Michael Fish's Retirement Gift from the BBC 31/08/15 20:03:46	8

	Tank-ini 16/07/15 7:18:42	8

	And your point is..? 30/04/15 11:52:21	8

	Bang on time..the Love Eggs have switched on 03/03/14 20:59:32	8

	The Dinosaur was Foiled again 03/01/14 21:02:33	8

	Are you sure we're at Glastonbury?? 11/12/13 20:54:04	8

	Left,Right,Left,Right,Stop,CURL! 30/11/13 8:18:18	8

	Pigs-Tie 25/11/13 8:20:29	8

	Light Ale 21/01/13 8:45:47	8

	Rawhide 01/12/12 14:53:36	8

	Hand Delivered 14/11/12 13:41:54	8

	Molar Explorer 04/11/12 9:30:41	2 8

	Are we there yet? 01/07/12 19:58:53	8

	Will someone please give Dave a Snickers bar 09/10/21 7:06:11	7

	They offered me a Brazilian but I prefer Whiskers 13/05/21 13:15:44	7

	For God sake Picasso why cant you just eat your food like normal people 19/04/21 8:07:54	4 7
have no idea lots of comments get repeated --Willie Johnson
	Hey,I'll have a Babycham 12/02/20 13:10:42	7

	Poor Celia was really struggling with her Labia-reconstruction 18/01/20 8:15:02	7

	NOOOOO Tina, Just the Marshmallow!! You just swallow the marshmallow 06/03/17 8:17:39	7

	They look hard on your feet 11/10/15 20:04:58	7

	Watch out for the tree Spirits 12/09/15 11:44:33	7

	My..tut tut tut..How the Walton's Have changed 04/09/13 9:59:45	1 7
"I... I want to called 'Joanne-Boy." --Michael Winner
	Three Sheets To The Wind 30/03/13 8:03:12	7

	HI O HI O ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO... 07/05/12 13:05:24	7

	Proof of the first Bowling Ball 28/05/14 8:03:24	6

	Legless Toothless, Soiled and don't get me started on the Baby!! 02/03/14 12:33:47	6

	George Formby returns to haunt his Lamppost 29/01/14 21:17:29	6

	Cat on a Hot Tin 22/09/13 19:13:45	6

	Ring Of Fire 01/06/13 7:01:41	6

	Right Doris, Just keep holding your finger in that hole..while I pop to the Pub 02/05/13 8:17:58	6

	This Specimen will be Great for Filly-Con-Carne 13/02/13 13:03:02	4 6
Or a tasty Horse d'oeuvre?I wouldn't risk the saddle of lamb from Tesco though...... a very good Palomino told me it can be a BIT tough, especially if you serve it colt --Zac Kramer
	Smile..Your On Candida Camera 09/02/13 8:55:10	2 6
Should that be 'Candida Camera' ? --Spud Gunn
	I SAID....You Buy One..You Get One Free 17/12/12 16:26:10	6

	Twin Peaks 22/11/12 12:05:07	6

	Everyone waited for McDonald to show them his quarter pounder 12/09/12 11:36:04	6

	I was sat too close to Willie Stroker 06/11/20 8:05:15	6

	When the Chips are down...she's naked! 19/01/20 8:37:23	6

	Is that Smith's Machinery Hire Company? I ordered a Crane off you,well about that... 13/01/20 13:14:20	6

	Serge was glad when the Ice statue had melted, though his tongue was never going to make a full recovery 26/12/18 20:55:55	6

	and maybe now Carl you will understand why you must never buy Shampoo off ebay 21/05/18 21:36:25	6

	Waiter..this Pepper Mill is a bit dusty 03/02/18 21:37:43	6

	I told you my suitcase was as good as a BBQ 22/10/17 9:16:48	6

	Damn Fire Drill I'll never live this down! 05/10/17 20:34:38	6

	Is that Abe Lincoln waving at me?? 13/08/17 14:52:29	6

	Police were Scrambled to the farm in the middle of the night. 06/05/17 11:04:06	6

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Actually..No

(caption author)

14/05/17
8:44pm

comment on caption:
Crikey..I'm really going to have to tell Bella that her deodorant isn't working ..at all [GeeDee]

assuming the "paarrrp" sound was breaking wind or burping?? nothing to do with smelly armpits

(caption author)

14/05/17
8:47pm

comment on caption:
Crikey..I'm really going to have to tell Bella that her deodorant isn't working ..at all [GeeDee]

The gag is the bad smell going from left to right (paarrrp is always fart, never burp). The tilt of the body with the other girl's reaction gives it away and I don't believe your denial.

[anon]

14/05/17
8:51pm

comment on caption:
Crikey..I'm really going to have to tell Bella that her deodorant isn't working ..at all [GeeDee]

Well either way the girl stinks!! Someones gotta tell her..Are you gonna be the one?? Plus I think there is enough places on ones body to be able to have a bad reaction from.. ( Paarrp in my household can be a fart, a burp and even the blowing of a nose

(caption author)

14/05/17
9:45pm

comment on caption:
Crikey..I'm really going to have to tell Bella that her deodorant isn't working ..at all [GeeDee]

and I'm not in denial Im in me home sat on me sofa

(caption author)

14/05/17
9:50pm

comment on caption:
Crikey..I'm really going to have to tell Bella that her deodorant isn't working ..at all [GeeDee]

"...ah, the glory days."

[anon]

04/09/17
4:33pm