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Comments	3							9	3	#105
Suggested Edits	2

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Comments					3	#91
Suggested Edits					3	#14

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	Contains ground beef 13/06/24 11:02:52	24

	Aviary tired dog 17/02/24 20:03:06	22

	I have little faith in these new condoms 09/08/24 7:00:35	20

	lol Girth, wind and fire 13/12/23 8:20:07	20

	3 wined mice 08/05/24 7:02:54	19

	“I think this picture has been doctored” “By who?” “Exactly” 28/02/24 20:11:23	19

	I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway 11/07/12 19:21:55	18

	🎶 I’m aviary woman 🎶 08/11/24 8:02:36	18

	The thin blue line 21/04/24 7:01:05	1 18

	“Want a fight? Let’s take it outback!” 19/03/24 20:32:27	18

	creative Deadly nightshade 30/01/15 23:59:21	18

	“Have you dirtied your nappy?” “Why don’t you checkmate?” 23/05/24 19:03:37	2 17

	It was all plane sailing 02/03/24 20:07:43, edited: 02/03/24 20:08:08	1 17

	Royal Ayr Force 16/12/23 20:10:50	17

	Manhalf 01/10/23 19:02:11	17

	Vandolls 12/07/12 19:06:57	17

	Who donut? 13/10/24 7:00:26	2 16

	🎶 tread, tread wine 🎶 20/05/24 19:04:39	16

	Sadly died from a Cadillac arrest 06/10/23 7:02:13	16

	Wing mirror 24/03/15 12:00:34	16

	Root canal 27/10/24 20:01:16	15

	Just lay a little closer to the cliff edge, you’ll soon drop off 27/12/23 12:01:28	15

	Pedigree Chums 14/12/23 12:10:59	15

	clever x2 Lord Sugar: "Tom, you've been in that pool all day and have done 200 lengths. For that reason YOU'RE TIRED". 21/11/14 20:46:20	15

	lol “I didn’t mean to offend you Mary, all I said is I wanted to see Uranus” 10/12/24 12:04:27	14

	I am en-root 04/10/24 7:02:11	14

	lol Stig of the dump 24/05/24 11:00:36	14

	Oh, so someone does put baby in the corner 01/04/24 19:01:11	14

	lol “Autoglass repair, autoglass…” “…SHHHUT UP, I NEED THE WINDSCREEN REPAIRED URGENTLY” 04/03/24 20:13:03	14

	This caused a big stir in the town 14/10/23 19:27:16	14

	We aim 2 pees 18/09/23 11:12:08	14

	Evil Clown: "You disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary!" Ronald McDonald: "Yeah, well I've killed more people than you." 03/10/15 7:22:12	14

	Wall Seat Crash 05/03/15 8:35:47	3 14
WHY ARE A LOT OF THE TOP SCORES NOT VOTING --Bad Boy Dennis.
	I have a number of animals on my country estate 04/02/15 12:01:52	14

	clever x2 # 20/11/14 9:33:48	14

	Red Hot Chilli Pipers 18/02/13 20:56:40	13

	Felix Navidad 06/10/24 19:02:12	13

	Dave, at the end of the row, hadn’t seen Mary since they met at a club 9 months ago 25/05/24 11:03:27	13

	Pick up a penguin 13/05/24 11:01:02	13

	Fur by Fur 31/03/24 11:02:30	13

	Theyyy’re shite 07/03/24 12:04:24	13

	Careless Whisker 16/02/24 12:04:46	13

	Fiddler on the roof 03/02/24 20:44:02	13

	Uncle Ben is feeling under the weather again 11/12/23 12:42:44	13

	Fluffy’s witch owner was never the best of broom drivers, always ending up nose first in the ground when attempting to land. 09/10/23 7:05:14	13

	Mary was always prone to releasing gas at the wrong times 07/10/23 7:31:37	13

	Damn, I'm so embarrassed, I didn't realise it was a formal party. 01/10/15 7:17:15	13

	creative When will Mumbai me a washing machine? 08/03/15 15:22:24	2 13
I vote every week on this on those I like. It's Sunday so they only reset today and I haven't had a chance to have a good look yet. Someone has a personal vendetta :-) --Ben Samuel
	Africar 04/02/15 12:02:32	13

	I hope no one poaches this caption. 16/10/14 19:11:50	13

	“Superman? You are the spitting image” 09/05/24 11:21:22	12

	Dave enjoyed his job pretending to be a statue 18/02/24 8:03:27	12

	creative “Hey, everyone. Would you like to see my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression?” “Owl be bark” 26/09/23 11:54:33	12

	I think I could jump those lights 17/09/15 19:16:40	12

	It's good to see they're clamping down on these graffiti artists. 19/06/15 7:57:47	12

	Shuttlecock 30/03/15 11:03:35	12

	Dessert Island Discs 11/03/15 20:16:39	12

	Motorhead 27/01/15 20:59:51	12

	Can you Findus a real horse? 07/02/13 20:03:53	12

	20 feet to the gallon 26/12/12 12:04:32	12

	Trannies-Atlantic Airways 08/08/12 10:06:47	12

	Noped 26/11/24 12:03:04	11

	Another feather in his cap 03/10/24 19:00:59	11

	“You look fantastic, what’s your secret?” “3 square meals a day” 30/09/24 7:03:12	11

	lol Poonami 22/09/24 11:00:58	11

	Plane Jane 21/05/24 7:02:19	11

	Typewriter 11/05/24 7:03:10	11

	Chimp my ride 03/04/24 7:07:58	11

	I told Dave this was a bad idea from the gecko 25/02/24 8:08:39, edited: 25/02/24 8:14:02	11

	Shitadvisor 09/02/24 8:03:45	11

	You should NEVER lie in court! 19/07/15 7:13:43	11

	In memory of John Peel 11/03/15 20:18:43	11

	Finally a growth in the housing market 09/02/13 12:24:50	11

	At least he Gotham to their destination 26/01/13 12:08:02	11

	Thrill sikh-ers 03/01/13 12:35:40	11

	This stunt was a real Triumph 04/01/13 12:08:48	10

	4 meal drive 31/07/12 19:02:41	10

	Excuse me waiter, my lamb is a bit pink 16/06/24 11:01:07	10

	Son chucks 08/04/24 11:07:43	10

	Karate Kid 08/04/24 11:01:40	10

	“Honey, Dave’s nappy has leaked again. What the hell has he been eating?” 11/11/23 12:01:26	10

	Anyone for spotted dick? 13/07/15 11:06:35	10

	He's showing his right to bare arms 11/05/15 19:19:22	10

	"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" 13/03/15 8:20:39	10

	You sold me this cat saying it would capture mice. This is not what I meant!!! 23/12/23 20:02:52	9

	“I may well be in a bit of a pickle, but it’s 1200 and I need to submit a caption” 29/09/23 11:11:31	9

	"Body warmer?!?! Body warmer?!?! What about my bloody bollocks?!!" 24/11/14 12:44:29	9

	So this is who's running for office? 23/11/14 22:17:03	9

	Texting in lower case 22/11/14 8:02:51	9

	Through the wookie glass 10/01/13 12:58:17	9

	"Houston, we have a drinking problem" 23/12/12 20:03:54	9

	All trains are delayed, it's the wrong kind of girl 07/06/12 19:29:24	9

	Did they book their flights on the web? Tue 12:01:03	8

	Toadak moment 23/10/24 11:00:36	8

	3 lovely birds 13/05/24 11:02:04	8

	Richard Of York Gave Battle In Van 31/03/24 11:00:52	8

	Oh, that wasn’t a fart 09/02/24 12:04:42	8

	Dressco 27/12/23 8:12:43	8

	“Dad, I’ve just been over to that pear tree and there are a number of calling birds, French hens, swans, turtle doves and a partridge over there. Can we join them?” “No, we will not fit in at this time of year” 19/12/23 8:41:53	8

	Her: “I only like men who are good listeners” Me: … 15/10/23 7:05:18	1 8

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last comments (total: 38)

You keep doing this again and again. It's a draw by repitition.

[anon]

24/05/24
5:50am

comment on caption:
“Have you dirtied your nappy?” “Why don’t you checkmate?” [Ben Samuel]

"Looks like the Baker Boys or, the Dirty Dozen."

[anon]

13/10/24
7:27am

comment on caption:
Who donut? [Ben Samuel]

"We have a Suspect in custody... he has Glazed eyes and Sticky fingers."

[anon]

13/10/24
8:08am

comment on caption:
Who donut? [Ben Samuel]

"Kids... while Gran is visiting... you haven't seen me."

[anon]

15/10/24
7:47pm

comment on caption:
In the shhhhh-ed [Ben Samuel]

Is teenage Dave's, school girlfriend, Seven?

[anon]

30/10/24
8:37am

comment on caption:
“Teenage Dave, what’s your new school girlfriend like?” “She’s a keeper” [Ben Samuel]

Dave's been repeating the same year since he was seven so as a result maybe he thinks he's still seven, even though he's a teenager.

She's only dating him because he's able to drive, can buy beer and give the impression that she's being accompanied by an adult when going to a Taylor Swift concert

Glyn Evans

30/10/24
10:28am

comment on caption:
“Teenage Dave, what’s your new school girlfriend like?” “She’s a keeper” [Ben Samuel]

I blame the ancestors

They were parents too if that counts!

Not that they had any part in this child's upbringing but if they hadn't been around then he certainly wouldn't have been around so that's blame enough for me! 😂

Glyn Evans

01/11/24
12:20pm